Random Funny Phrases Novels & Stories

"Yes, I did. Now could you do me a favor and throw more light on the subject." "You are doing it again," Goodness laughed. "What am I doing again?" "You are telling me to throw more light on the subject." "And what is strange about telling a friend to throw more light on a subject that he brought up?" "So, you don't know what is funny in your statement?" "I honestly don't know what is funny in my statement. I am as confused as a hawk who found out about week ago that he has been stalking the grave where his dead mother was laid to rest."

she shouted. "I laughed because you are so foolish. I have met many foolish people in my life but I can now see that your foolishness surpasses every other foolish person that I know. If there is any pageant organized for foolish people, I will suggest you should contest cos you are bound to win Miss Foolishness," I said as I roared into laughter.

Not knowing what to say in response to his words. His mouth quirked. “What for?” He looked confused at my words but continued the cleaning, ignoring me. “Charming’s one word for it. I’d go with ‘festering swamp of bad manners and worse morals,’ but hey—po-tay-to, po-tah-to.” The unexpected phrasing from him made me laugh. It was a small, startled sound that slipped out before I could stop it. I had never pictures someone as serious as him making a phrase like that.

but suddenly it crashed out of my mouth, “Fuck man! fuck this shit!” The guy paused and his face became redder. “Did you just say fuck man?” Seeing the veins popping out of his forehead and neck, I lost my cool and involuntarily bursted into rounds of derisive laughter. “Stop laughing!! you moron” The guy bellowed angrily. “I’m not moron, I'm stiles” Fuck! fuck! stop replying, I said mentally and covered my mouth with my fingers so that words wouldn't crash out of my mouth again. It was as if anytime I think of something negative, it crashes out of my mouth.

"Ha ha ha ha... I am happy you like me" "Like you, you say..? Come on baby... I do not just like you, I LOVE YOU LIKE CRAZY BABY..!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha... My funny fucking guy! I love you too..." "Ha ha ha ha... My hot hairy pussied babe!" "Ha ha ha ha ha... My hot big fat long dicked hottie!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... Crazy hot babe! You sure are something else I swear!"

" Now I did not only have the last laugh ... I had the best laugh!!! 😂😂 ✖️✖️✖️✖️✖️✖️✖️✖️ Stupid girl. 😂 She will play game till she's tired of it 😂 Unlock the next hilarious episode with 3k likes!! 🤩🤩

Peace repeated saying that she stretched out her spoon for me to take. I took the spoon from her and served myself. I took a full spoon of food and passed the spoon back to her and she started laughing as she collects the spoon from me. "What's funny"?. I asked looking at her. " Nothing". She replied still laughing. "it's the idea of us sharing a spoon that is making me laugh". " Why do you find it funny"?.I asked looking at her beautiful smile. Her face was slowly becoming colorful and bright and she was looking a little bit better now.

Ain't no passing craze It means no worries For the rest of your days It's our problem-free philosophy Hakuna Matata! Why, when he was a young warthog When I was a young wart-hoooog! Very nice! Thanks! She twirled around quickly making probably making funny faces at the kid because he laughed at her still his eyes glistening from tears. Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze It means no worries For the rest of your days

“ Cuckoo” “ Daffy” “ Lunkhead” “ Whacky” “ Zany” “ Loony” “ Kooky” “ Screwball” “ Half-baked” Hudson snapped. “ Inept” “ Daft” “ Dippy” “ Dotty” “ Birdbrain” Alvara snapped back. “ Chucklehead” “ Chowder head” “ Boobish” “ Airhead” “ Brain dead” “ Dense”

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