Random Funny Phrases Novels & Stories

"Wow, I guess the bad elements entered you, really. " "Tss, I'm just apologizing. Stop saying nonsense things, " I said. "Okay, okay. Just keep cool, honey. " "I'm a human, not a honey. " "You're too serious. Let me guess, you want to be a philosopher someday, do you? " She asked. "You're corny. Should I slap you some corn? " "HA HA HA! Funny, funny, funny, very, very, very... " I mentally rolled my eyes.

She said with an authoritative tone coupled with a sheepish smile. "Wow to be candid, I wasn't expecting this." She said waving her hands in utter disproval. "Oh! Why? You know human beings are unpredictable. We do things that others can't even imagine us doing, so you should be expecting anything from anybody. Expect the unexpected from the unexpected people." She said laughing hysterically at her dry joke.

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

With a mouth full of food he answered again in a funny Korea: "Aniyo" I erupted into laughter.. -------------------------------

he replied. I raised a curious eyebrow. I hadn’t expected him to say ‘yes’. I tried to think of what might be a good phrase and something I wouldn’t say by accident. I thought of quite a lot of random phrases and ideas, but most of them seemed kind of silly. Of course, keeping it sort of silly might make this idea work best. A small word or phrase to keep us smiling whenever I say it, instead of fighting. "Unicorn," I finally replied with a giggle. "And you better watch out or I’ll be saying that in front of your tough mafia buddies."

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

“Now it's time for some real f***ing fun.” Oh My God!

All People pulse around everyone _ Hah hole Because love situation any doubt hey , though course No one believes that Shelly does Okay post . “ Haha , best determined she just _ write harrow to from pay paper white but stop . comfortable roof too go , rot lump day roof are not need right look see the baby worth hate there again then .” zara turn on laugh are not little abstain respect , voice speak full processing ridicule .

"And she’s hilarious! Well, at least, I think so. She’s a grumpy lady. Most of the time, she just sits at home and insults everyone around her—us, our relatives, people on TV, or even strangers who pass by the window. But she does it in such a funny way. She uses these old-fashioned words and comes up with the funniest phrases!" She laughed out loud, and the sound was like music to my ears. I couldn’t help but smile at her. She was so full of life. "I could sit all day just listening to her, like watching a comedy show, while munching on popcorn! Like, once she said: 'Oh, that old farter is going somewhere again! He’s shaking so much, I’m getting sea-sick just watching him!'" She burst into

Silly me. "Done!"