Random Funny Phrases Novels & Stories

"That's what friends are for. Now, let's get back to more important things... like your mom's bod and old lady habits." I laughed, feeling a sense of joy and connection with my friend. "Hey, watch it! I'm not that old." Phila chuckled. "Oh, old woman, you're so sensitive. I'm just joking." I playfully rolled my eyes. "You're something else, Phila." As we continued to chat, Phila's teasing only intensified, but I knew she was just trying to keep me laughing. And it worked. I felt my heart full of joy and my spirit lifted by our conversation.

he said, and I laughed wryly. Japanese phrases and/or words: You think I'm dumb. Italian phrases and/or words: "I hope you will find what you need with it. I free you from the gift, I think that's enough considering that you don't like me and that you easily look for what you want. Good luck!

I let out a sarcastic smile, “have fun inhaling carbon dioxide there.” With that, they burst out laughing. “We really need to think ways to put some humor inside your brain!” Ave exclaimed, still laughing. I pursed my lips. “I don’t need that.” “As expected from you,” Rebel chuckled. I roll my eyes heavenwards. I don’t need some humor. A bitter smile placed against my lips. I only need someone who’ll save me from this hell. “How about this?” “Your showing too much skin.” “This one?” “Too short.”

"Wow, I guess the bad elements entered you, really. " "Tss, I'm just apologizing. Stop saying nonsense things, " I said. "Okay, okay. Just keep cool, honey. " "I'm a human, not a honey. " "You're too serious. Let me guess, you want to be a philosopher someday, do you? " She asked. "You're corny. Should I slap you some corn? " "HA HA HA! Funny, funny, funny, very, very, very... " I mentally rolled my eyes.

She said with an authoritative tone coupled with a sheepish smile. "Wow to be candid, I wasn't expecting this." She said waving her hands in utter disproval. "Oh! Why? You know human beings are unpredictable. We do things that others can't even imagine us doing, so you should be expecting anything from anybody. Expect the unexpected from the unexpected people." She said laughing hysterically at her dry joke.

he replied. I raised a curious eyebrow. I hadn’t expected him to say ‘yes’. I tried to think of what might be a good phrase and something I wouldn’t say by accident. I thought of quite a lot of random phrases and ideas, but most of them seemed kind of silly. Of course, keeping it sort of silly might make this idea work best. A small word or phrase to keep us smiling whenever I say it, instead of fighting. "Unicorn," I finally replied with a giggle. "And you better watch out or I’ll be saying that in front of your tough mafia buddies."

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

I suggested and she smirked "I am also busy, come back TOMORROW, what part of that sentence do you not understand huh? You're bothering me, please go" Holy moly, why am I always unlucky? Why do I always meet the wrong people, the mean and bad minded ones? I tell you, this makes life really frustrating "Why are you this mean?" I asked frustratingly and she bursted into a wild laughter “Mean? Did…did you just say mean?“ She said in hitches whilst still laughing

I'd only been gone for a few minutes, for god's sake! Philip shrugged one shoulder lazily, not even bothering to lift his head from the floor. "Drinkin' contest," he mumbled, words slightly slurred. "Miriam's dumb idea to get me to 'loosen up an' stop overthinkin' everythin' for once." I rolled my eyes so hard it was practically audible. That certainly sounded like the kind of harebrained scheme Miriam would dream up while completely intoxicated. I shook my head and tried to pry the empty bottle from Philip's tenacious grip as he grumbled some more unintelligible nonsense.

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