Random Funny Phrases Novels & Stories

Such a Witch Crazy Of all the things to think of..? Remind me why you are still friends with her? Oh right! She is Crazy and you like Crazy! “Very funny Betty, you are not even close” “So tell me already” Betty Squealed. “Remember that moon-like Tattoo on my back?” I asked

She’d have to be careful not to make it too obvious, although most people would probably take it as unbridled animosity. “It’s just a turn of phrase,” I said. “Like saying someone throws like a girl. Doesn’t mean girls can’t throw. Just that most of them look like a spaz when they do it.” “Twaddle!” said Flossie. Somehow everyone was getting the hump with me over nothing. Phil might have been a pro at getting people’s backs up, but I was a born natural. “Hey, let’s all bear in mind I had a difficult childhood and often say stupid things. Think of it as a mental illness, like Tourette’s, but in fully formed sentences.” This didn’t seem to appease them.