Random Funny Phrases Novels & Stories

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Mahira spoke aloud with temper “ Ha ha ha ha ," he laughed like some ugly animal, "Oh My! so miss Mahira has some balls, to come here and try back talking to me, now stop all this nonsense and take your cloths off, I and my friends here hate to see sexy bodies like yours so covered up, c’mon now show us those balls,” he ordered

I wanted to say something smart, something funny, something that didn’t scream oh my God yes please ruin me. But all that came out was a shaky, “Okay.”

"I knew right then she wasn't cut out for the big leagues." That was a recital when I was eight years old. It was my first time facing such a large audience, and I did get stage fright. But Rhys was the first one to rush onto the stage to comfort me back then. He told me, "Maeve, you played wonderfully. Those people just don't understand music." Now he was using it to humiliate me. Laughter echoed through the room, and my cheeks burned. He was mocking me in public, turning my past humiliation into a punchline.

The four words were: *Everyone is watching you.* Ava had spent the rest of lunch trying to identify the number. It wasn't saved in her contacts. It wasn't the same number Mason had used yesterday. She had typed back a single question mark and received nothing, and by the time the bell rang for fifth period the message was sitting in her phone like a splinter, small and specific and impossible to ignore.

SIRIUS : Why are you laughing, what’s so funny?? ELIZA : Nothing really, it’s just that you can be quite amusing SIRIUS : Are you saying I’m a clown??... Do I look funny?? ( he says visibly offended ) ELIZA : No not that, you are not a clown at all, I just mean that you can be funny at times SIRIUS : Well I didn’t say anything funny and anyways, shouldn’t you be upset that I’m not apologizing??

She really loves gossiping. The old one, scowled at Stanley, as her repeated uestion was hindering their interesting conversation,"Folle .. Non aprire la bocca a meno che non ti piacerebbe spingere l'assurdità. ( You fool.. Don't open your mouth unless you like to spew nonsense. )"

I had to go crazy and hump a random guy before it stopped. Her: oh geez! I need to award myself with gold, aren't I amazing? (Teary laughing emoji) Me: (bored) get a life and get married. Her: when there are so many cocks to try? Never! (Extreme laughing) But don't worry, your package may or may not contain anything sexual and shocking. Just remember to take a pic of your expression and send it to me, I have to see. Me: if it's a stupid thing, don't ever come back to Washington or you're screwed!

she said shaking her head - Think again my dear, it is indeed the reality, the happy reality for us and the sad reality for you. -You're the devil himself, you and your bastard friend.......she said throwing the soap in his face -You're even hotter when you're pissed off..., said Doudou laughing - You are not human..... she said crying Our life can change from one minute to another, we can be happy at ten ten (10:10 a.m.) and at ten eleven (10:11 a.m.) we are unhappy, such is life, it is made of a layer of honey

I complained to my room mate. "If it's not talking about facts and science, don't tell it to me" she said and laughed. "Common babe, Figures are fact, hope you know" I argued. "If figures are facts, then why did they separate figure from fact in this popular phrase "FACTS AND FIGURES" She said and laughed "Is that supposed to be funny?" I said, feeling pained. And she just kept on laughing then someone knocked the door and my room mate went to check who was at the door.