Random Funny Phrases Novels & Stories

Ain't no passing craze It means no worries For the rest of your days It's our problem-free philosophy Hakuna Matata! Why, when he was a young warthog When I was a young wart-hoooog! Very nice! Thanks! She twirled around quickly making probably making funny faces at the kid because he laughed at her still his eyes glistening from tears. Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze It means no worries For the rest of your days

“ Cuckoo” “ Daffy” “ Lunkhead” “ Whacky” “ Zany” “ Loony” “ Kooky” “ Screwball” “ Half-baked” Hudson snapped. “ Inept” “ Daft” “ Dippy” “ Dotty” “ Birdbrain” Alvara snapped back. “ Chucklehead” “ Chowder head” “ Boobish” “ Airhead” “ Brain dead” “ Dense”

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

the phone speaker and whisper shout to myself“ what the fuck!!!! Where'd that come from?“ I ask myself before realizing that he's still on the phone. I wonder if he's said anything, I put my phone back on my ear just in time to hear him say.“ What the hell do you mean?“, to my dismay, I blurt out again “I mean your love for her has made you lose a few brain cells”. Slapping my hand on my mouth, I mumble a quick sorry and as the madman he is fast becoming, he starts laughing, and I'm like “what's so funny?” and he says “God, you're so funny” and I say “Huh, I'm freaking mad at you, and you're calling me funny. Unbelievable” I scoff and that sobers him up. “Oh, you don't sound mad” “I serious

asked Isaac. "You ever hear the one where the werewolf and the vampire walk into a bar?" Deep belly laughter bubbled out of her. Luke and Wynona grinned, clearly fans of dumb jokes. "Haha," said Phoebe trying not to smile. "I told you I'm not a vampire!" "I know, but come on," said Ruthie. "That would be hilarious! I suppose I could say 'werewolf and mermaid' but it just doesn't sound right." "Man, you guys are seriously weird," snorted Luke.

SIRIUS : Why are you laughing, what’s so funny?? ELIZA : Nothing really, it’s just that you can be quite amusing SIRIUS : Are you saying I’m a clown??... Do I look funny?? ( he says visibly offended ) ELIZA : No not that, you are not a clown at all, I just mean that you can be funny at times SIRIUS : Well I didn’t say anything funny and anyways, shouldn’t you be upset that I’m not apologizing??

Is he still laughing at me? "Are you making me fun because of me?" I punched his arm while asking. "Fck, I can't stop laughing." My gad, what's funny? "What's funny? And stop cursing no!" I am really irritated right now but yeah it's effective. He doesn't remember my food hehe.

“Can’t believe you even doubted me.” “Yeah, yeah.” I rolled my eyes playfully, tossing my phone aside. “Your turn. Random fact about yourself.” I sighed. “I don’t really have anything to say. I’m the most uninteresting person you could ever meet.” “I doubt that.” he said. “I think you’re one of the most interesting people I know. Well, not more interesting than me, of course.” “Cocky much." I scoffed, making him laugh. I bit my lip, thinking of what to say. “Okay, I have something. It’s not exactly a fact, more like a random memory I think of sometimes. It’s kind of funny.”

He said this to me while stuttering and sweating profusely on his palm. I paused for a moment before smiling because I suddenly remembered an old joke. "What makes fowl so amusing?" Arthur arched his brow and couldn't come up with an answer. I cleared my throat and imitated how fowls make noise. "Becauseeeeee!!" I declared, making both of us laugh out loud.

"I was like. . .what the heck are you saying? Is this how you behave on first dates?" “I don’t!” He scoffed, looking back at the counter, waiting for our order number to show up in neon red lights on a display screen on the wall. "I was just trying to lighten up the mood." “You were, weren't you?" I shook my head. "I’m calling this point of no return in our conversations as the 'point of retreat' since I'm sure the next time you randomly throw in one of these sarcastic and witty phrases and put me on the spot is definitely going to happen again.” I almost scoffed, offering him a tensed glance. "I want to be protected by the phrase."