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Luna, the next guardian of the moon, embarks on a mission to find her grandfather who one day disappeared in a quest to annihilate the spirit of the infamous mythological creature Bakunawa who was once again reinvigorated. Accompanied by extraordinary allies, a stirring adventure unveils. She makes head and tail of the onus of a guardian as well as a friend.

[MATURE CONTENT: RATED 18+] They say there is a great risk in falling for your best friend. If only Eunae knew what laid ahead of her, she probably would not have pursued the love that was bound to wreck her. Marrying her long-time best friend barely lasted. It ended in a bat of an eye, perhaps just as fast as his infidelity ruined her life. But the world was despicable, mayhap just as much as fate was. Because just right after she recollected the shattered pieces of her broken heart, she suddenly found him on his knees begging to get her back. After all the ruckus and the unbearable pain he caused, could she still give him a second chance?

No one crosses Dante Kincade and walks away unscathed. I just did it with a microphone and a song that made the entire room gasp. Marisol Franco has spent years hiding under a fake name, trying to outrun her father's brutal empire. But one impulsive karaoke performance at a corporate event shattered her cover and made her the target of her powerful CEO, Dante Kincade. Cold, calculating, and rumored to have ties to the underworld, he doesn't forgive public humiliation. Dante wants revenge and her secrets. But as his obsession grows, so does the dangerous desire neither of them can control. With her fire and fearlessness, she’s nothing like the women who try to please him. She meets him head-on and defies him at every turn. But her past is darker than he imagined. Hunted by her father’s men and promised to a sadistic cartel heir, she’s running out of time. Trapped between three dangerous men and a past that won’t stay buried, Marisol must decide who to trust before everything goes up in flames. Now, the only man standing between her and a fate worse than death is the one who has every reason to destroy her. Dangerous Melodies is a dark, addictive romance brimming with secrets, betrayal, and enemies-to-lovers heat. Perfect for fans of forbidden desire, dangerous obsession, and love that refuses to surrender.

Twelve million pesos. Iyon ang halaga ng utang ng pamilya ni Calessia Zerdan, at ang presyong nagdala sa kanya sa poder ng CEO na si Marc Landon Belmonte. Sa ilalim ng isang personal service contract, kailangan niyang sundin ang bawat utos ng lalaking kilala sa pagiging walang awa. Ngunit habang lumilipas ang mga araw, nagiging mas mapanganib ang relasyon nila, lalo nang magsimulang mabura ang linya ng kontrata at pag-ibig. Hanggang may bumalik mula sa nakaraan, dala ang katotohanang kayang sumira sa lahat. Mapipilitan si Calessia na pumili… kalayaan, o ang lalaking una pa lang, hindi niya dapat minahal.

Five years ago, Sonia walked away from her cold billionaire husband with a broken heart—and a secret: his unborn son. Now a powerful CEO, she returns to London not for love, but business… until fate brings Ethan back into her life. Ethan wants answers. Sonia wants closure. But when secrets unravel and danger lurks in the shadows—courtesy of his vengeful ex and a friend turned enemy—their reunion ignites more than just old flames. This time, Sonia isn't the woman he once broke. And Ethan isn't ready to let her go again. A gripping second-chance billionaire romance where love, power, and betrayal collide.

When Doctor Desi was kidnapped on her way back from work, she couldn't have guessed it was because she is the best doctor that can heal the Mafia Don 6 years old daughter. And when she was told she has to live in the Mafia Don house for one year or risk loosing her license or her life, she doesn't expect herself to fall in love with the Mafia Don who was an asshole by the way. When Lucas ordered his guys to kidnapped the doctor who can save his daughter's life, he didn't expect to fall in love with the crazy woman that wouldn't shut up even when he threatened her. He thought he had no interest in love after the death of his wife, but his heart says otherwise. And then she ran away with his baby inside her. Will love prevail like every fairytale or this is just another tragic, painful love?

Slipping my hand in my panties, I groan, biting down on my lip as I find myself already wet. I hold back the moan, circling my clit, as I imagine it’s someone else’s hand. “What are you doing?” His voice is firm, but not loud. I dipped my fingers into my cream, and licked my fingers. “What a woman married to a sinner does.”

Blurb: "I do not accept this pregnancy! I don't know what you're going to do but it is not my problem, and if anyone ever comes to know, you will regret it, Valerie." That was how her life crumbled. After a one-night stand with the alpha's son, she gets pregnant but Rohan is not ready to accept the pregnancy, she leaves the pack and gives birth to her babies, struggling to take care of them by herself. One night she comes back home and her kids are missing, and she is forced to return to Rohan to ask him for help and he agrees on condition. But conditions are not enough to stop them from falling in love with each other and making the same mistake they made years ago. But will he accept her? And is he willing to ruin his marriage to be with her? Or would Valerie find love elsewhere? And with whom?

Keaton Rourke and I get in a car accident. My liver ruptures, and I'm drenched in my blood. Teresa Bellamy, my wife, leaves me to die and runs off to save Keaton, who only has a scratch on his forehead. I'm unconscious and clinging to life in the emergency room, but Teresa fusses over how to keep Keaton's forehead from getting a scar. I wake up feeling nothing but disappointment and toss the divorce papers right in her face. She rips the divorce papers to pieces like a lunatic and makes it clear that divorce will only happen over her dead body. I used to bend over backward to make her happy. Now I'm ready to divorce her, no matter what it takes.

In a world where bloodlines define worth and females are banned from racing, seventeen-year-old Elionna “Leo” Reyes lives a double life. By day, she’s the daughter of a disgraced beta. By night, she’s the anonymous street legend known only as Shade Wolf, Redline’s fastest and most feared racer. But when the Trials return, Leo enters the elite competition to challenge more than the track. She wants justice, revenge… and freedom. Then she meets Ash Carver, the alpha heir, her fiercest rival, and the boy she unknowingly saved years ago. He’s next in line to become the Council’s weapon. But as buried truths and ancient bloodlines come to light, Leo and Ash find themselves at the center of a rebellion that could either shatter the system, or spark a revolution that rewrites everything.