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I opened my mouth to speak, deciding to just dive in and not hold back. "Ryan, I think we need to ta—" "I was just wondering if you—" We both stopped dead, noticing we had started talking at the exact same moment. We looked at each other and a laugh escaped both of us this time, it wasn't forced or nervous; it was a pure moment of mutual awkwardness. "See?" I joked, still giggling. "Great minds, right?" "Yeah, great minds think exactly alike, apparently," he said, shaking his head. "Okay, you first, you sound like you have something important to say."

he replied. I raised a curious eyebrow. I hadn’t expected him to say ‘yes’. I tried to think of what might be a good phrase and something I wouldn’t say by accident. I thought of quite a lot of random phrases and ideas, but most of them seemed kind of silly. Of course, keeping it sort of silly might make this idea work best. A small word or phrase to keep us smiling whenever I say it, instead of fighting. "Unicorn," I finally replied with a giggle. "And you better watch out or I’ll be saying that in front of your tough mafia buddies."

Funny enough how I was starting to see the ways in which we can be related…. Probably my brain was trying to play pranks on me… They better have an explanation ready….

They began to talk about their high school days, digging up old, embarrassing memories that had nothing to do with the boys they had fought over. "Oh my god, do you remember our senior prom?" Maria laughed, navigating the sidewalk with a wide, bright smile, her cheeks flushed from the cold air. "When Sarah accidentally tripped over the DJ's cord and cut the power right during the final slow dance? The entire gymnasium went dead silent!"

The night felt far longer than usual. I lay in my room, utterly consumed by a profound sense of boredom. To pass the time, I began fiddling with my phone, opening a folder in my cloud storage that contained drafts for an advertising competition proposal. I had been intentionally designing an ad concept with a humorous storyline. My theory was that a touch of humor could make a struggling product much more appealing to the masses. "This looks good enough. Should I ask for Jovanca’s opinion tomorrow? Ah, whatever, tomorrow it is," I murmured softly.

Now, I understand what means when someone says, 'I am losing my goddamn mind. It takes almost everything out of me to delete my recent post off F******k and move the selfies into the system's Recycle Bin. I am about to delete them off the visible space when I decide I need to take these damn clothes off my skin. I peel them off my body and lie supine on the bed, fingers locked over my belly. I hear a voice laughing in my head and I think it is my wolf Julia. I do not try to silence her. Her laugh is crazy enough to get me a rehabilitation exercise but I welcome her intrusion. Let me lose my mind.

My case was just another sorry case of bad Luck. I chuckled out loud at the thought. I didn’t need to catch myself on this one. I wouldn’t even know what to say if he asked me what was funny. “I know right…” he deeply sighed, “It is stupidly intense, I wish we would finally just dump some silly traditions because they do nothing for us, I can’t lie.” “That I agree—” I caught myself on the tongue. I must still be tripping or something because I could swear I saw an image of Cynthia glaring at me right in my face.

Makikita rin ang isang maliit na kahon na balot na balot ng maga-gandang wrappers and fancy ribbons. Oi galing, pinag effort-an. Ayieee I feel special. Cringe. I almost facepalm on my corny jokes and lampooning. It was very natural dahil sanay akong kausapin sarili ko. And my corny jokes really helps my mental state and my lampooning elevates my mood. It's a necessary for me so that I wouldn't loose my self. Being lonely and alone is different. Nina just think positive thoughts okay?

Rose Laughed inside their mind knowing it was going to be a little funny. “Crazy is as crazy does…I think you’re crazy just because you’re with me…or I’m with you….Either way it’s just the saaame…just as true…think you’re maybe a little bit mad to love somebody who may be just a little bit bad” She smirked and did a seductive dance for Romero for a moment

It was like someone had loosened a knot that I did not know was there. By the next week the messages stretched longer. She started sending memes that was about anxiety brain fog. A cartoon character that was staring blankly at the wall with the caption “when your thoughts are buffering.” I laughed out loud in my kitchen. The sound made even me surprised. I replied with a crying laughing emoji and then I added. “Too real.”