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“Can’t believe you even doubted me.” “Yeah, yeah.” I rolled my eyes playfully, tossing my phone aside. “Your turn. Random fact about yourself.” I sighed. “I don’t really have anything to say. I’m the most uninteresting person you could ever meet.” “I doubt that.” he said. “I think you’re one of the most interesting people I know. Well, not more interesting than me, of course.” “Cocky much." I scoffed, making him laugh. I bit my lip, thinking of what to say. “Okay, I have something. It’s not exactly a fact, more like a random memory I think of sometimes. It’s kind of funny.”

“But I assume if we ask around, we may have a chance.” “Or we don’t ask so we don’t leave a trace, and you look into a few minds,” Thought says. I don’t miss the mischievous glint in his eyes, the teasing tone of his voice. I narrow my eyes upon him, not sure if he is being serious or not. I’ve never thought about the fact that I am free to look into any mind I wish...It seems like a frightening reality. “So, you’re admitting that’s exactly what you do,” I say, taunting him right back. It does make me wonder how often Thought decides he wants to sift through innocent people’s mind. He’s done it to me before, so why wouldn’t he do it to someone else?

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data-p-id=a6f849c305767321fb8239a7731922a5,"Guys our best friend is missing and all you care about is how stupid my thoughts sounds. You need remember that Kay is violent and maybe they got into a fight and he stabbed her or strangled her or even worse, used a gun. We can’t put it past him.” “So instead of laughing like dummies, how about we start thinking of how to find Amber?" She snaps back at us with a serious look on her face. data-p-id=21ec2ff790ba1ee3ab70ce6f61202876,"Seriously Tamara, I expected you to think of something sensible but what you just said is absolutely ridiculous. That stupid asshole doesn't have the balls to kill someone and if someone was doing the killing, it would b

If I was going to die, then this stew was my choice of death. "Just guess the first thing that pops into your head." "I've never been good at games." "Well, that's because you have all the bad Karma, but that's another story." "What?" My head pounded. Oh my god, why couldn't he just be straight with me? "Come on, just guess a letter. This isn't luck this time. You know this." "What!" "Do it. Just guess a random letter. Whatever pops into your mind." I rolled my eyes. How absurd. "R."

Heat floods my cheeks. "What's wrong?" Vincent asks, his eyes narrowing slightly. "Nothing!" I say too quickly, then blurt out the first thing that comes to mind. "I was just thinking that turtlenecks make people look like fancy thumbs." There's a beat of silence. Then Vincent laughs, a genuine laugh that transforms his entire face, making him look younger and less dangerous. "Fancy thumbs?" I want to die. "I didn't—that was stupid, I don't know why I—"

You can start there. I nod slowly. “Finally, someone who makes sense.” Me: I’ll try this. Thanks. I exit the forum, then immediately type: ‘Random fun questions to ask a friend about themselves.’ Enter. My screen floods with suggestions, lists of icebreakers, “cute couple” quizzes, whole threads about date ideas, random memes sprinkled in. I scroll. And scroll. And scroll. “Oh. That’s actually a good question. I’ll keep that.” Next scroll. “That’s funny… but if I ask it, will I sound weird?”

Such a Witch Crazy Of all the things to think of..? Remind me why you are still friends with her? Oh right! She is Crazy and you like Crazy! “Very funny Betty, you are not even close” “So tell me already” Betty Squealed. “Remember that moon-like Tattoo on my back?” I asked

A version who is tired of being pressed into a mold that does not even fit. Honestly, I kind of like her. "I have more important things to deal with," I finish. "Like my mental health. Thinking about pointless things affects my mental health, because then all I think about who people can live without using their brains." I turn on my heel and walk out of the hall. If I had long hair, I would flip it over my shoulder. In my mind, I still do. Take that, old hamster. But I freeze when I reach the doorway.

I say looking down at the table, he's gonna think I'm so weird. "That's what you are thinking about when you space out? Then please think out loud more often, I loved hearing how your mind works" he smiles causing me to look up, he doesn't think I'm weird. "Are you sure? Some of the thoughts I get are confusing" I say but he just smiles nodding his head "okay, but boy you don't know what you've just put yourself through" I laugh causing him to laugh too "I mean I don't know what this is but I'll try it" I smile picking my spoon up, as soon as I put in my mouth a whoa comes out.