Random Thoughts Funny

In a music competition show, my rival unexpectedly played the melody I had in my mind before I could. Shocked, I confronted her, asking why she plagiarized me. However, she turned the accusation against me and said, "You said I stole your work, but do you have any proof?" However, I was unable to provide any concrete evidence. Thus, I was labeled as a bully and a plagiarist, ultimately meeting a tragic end. Even in my final moments, I couldn't figure out how she managed to steal something from my mind. When I opened my eyes again, I found myself back on that same stage. Seeing that my rival was about to play her part, I stopped her and said, "This time, it's my turn to go first."

I always had a unique kind of mind-reading ability—I could hear the thoughts of people who didn't truly love me. On the night before my wedding, I suddenly heard my fiance's thoughts. 'If she shows up unexpectedly to disrupt the wedding tomorrow, will wearing leather shoes make it harder to escape?' I didn't say a word. The next day, without a second thought, I boarded a plane and left Chilia. In the end, that wedding, regarding a runaway bride and groom who never showed up, became the city's most infamous joke.

Hindi namalayan ni Sophia na isang taon na pala siyang kasal sa isang lalaking minsan lang niyang nakita at hindi niya kabisado ang buong pagkatao. Ninais niyang matapos ang malamig na pagtrato ng binata sa kanya kaya ginawa niya ang lahat ng paraan upang mahuli ang atensyon ng lalaki ngunit sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon ay tuluyan na palang nahulog ang loob ni Sophia sa binata pero nangangamba siya kung paano niya aaminin sa mister ang totoo? Matatanggap kaya niya ang lahat ng ipagtatapat ng misis niya?

Aruna melamar sebagai sekretaris pribadi CEO Elion Group bukan karena ambisi, melainkan karena dendam. Kematian adiknya, Aira, meninggalkan satu nama yang terus menghantui pikirannya: Ravian Elarion. Bagi Aruna, Ravian adalah pria berkuasa dengan masa lalu yang patut dicurigai. Menjadi sekretarisnya berarti berada cukup dekat untuk mengamati, mengumpulkan bukti, dan suatu hari menjatuhkannya. Semua berjalan sesuai rencana hingga Aruna mulai melihat sisi Ravian yang tidak pernah muncul di hadapan publik. Ravian Elarion kerap menghilang, menyembunyikan pengobatan, dan mengalami saat-saat ketika pikirannya runtuh sepenuhnya. Dalam kondisi paling rapuh itulah, Aruna justru berada paling dekat. Bukan sebagai sekretaris, melainkan sebagai satu-satunya orang yang memilih untuk diam dan tidak bertanya. Tanpa disadari, hubungan mereka berubah. Aruna datang dengan agenda tersembunyi, namun perlahan terikat secara emosional pada pria yang seharusnya ia benci. Sementara Ravian mulai bergantung pada satu orang yang menyimpan niat paling berbahaya dalam hidupnya. Ketika potongan masa lalu keluarga Elarion mulai terkuak tentang identitas yang disembunyikan dan kebenaran di balik kematian Aira, Aruna dipaksa memilih: meneruskan dendamnya, atau berhenti sebelum segalanya hancur, termasuk dirinya sendiri.

On New Year's Eve, I waited at home with a box of sparklers, hoping Jake Thompson would come. Instead, an earthquake struck. Trapped under fallen debris, I prayed for his safety. Little did I know, Jake was putting on a grand fireworks display across the city for his high school sweetheart who had just returned from abroad. The whole town buzzed with excitement, wishing them a lifetime of happiness together. Meanwhile, I had lost my hearing in the disaster, with no hope of recovery. When I tried to break off our engagement and leave town, Jake stood before me, his eyes red-rimmed and pleading. I couldn't understand a word he said. I simply wished him, “May you always have a day like today, year after year.”

When I opened my eyes, I found myself supposedly transmigrated to some ancient era. Every morning, before light touched the sky, someone would yank me out of bed to haul trash, chop wood, and do whatever filthiest job needed doing. Somehow, I'd become the lowest-ranked servant in the entire estate. The estate lord's son would climb onto my back and ride me around the courtyard like some pet he was proud to show off. Anyone in the household could hit me, kick me, or shove me aside, and not a single soul would speak up. Five years passed like that, so awful that I almost lost my mind, as if I were living in hell. Then one day, a group of servants cornered me. They didn't bother hiding their intention. The moment I saw their faces, I knew I was in trouble. Fists flew, boots landed, and everything blurred. Just before I passed out, I heard them whispering, "We're going to kill him if we keep this up." "Come on. This place only looks like some old noble estate. It's not an actual one. If he dies here, we're the ones who'll get dragged to court!" "Relax. Ms. Shaw will handle it. The idiot pissed off her childhood sweetheart. Getting tricked into this place is exactly what he deserves." Fear swallowed everything, and the world went dark. When I woke again, the lady of the house had conveniently "returned from visiting her family." The lord threw a grand celebration with tables full of food, wine flowing, and musicians playing like nothing had happened. I carried dishes into the banquet hall and lifted my head. Her face was the same as my wife's, Melissa Shaw. I set the final dish down, stepped closer, and in a voice only she could hear, asked, "Ma'am… are you enjoying your little game?"

When I learned that the villain was a merman who dropped pearls whenever he cried, I took out the discarded pregnancy test stick from the trash can and headed toward the rooftop. "Well, how many babies do you merfolk have in one pregnancy? Do they eat fish food or baby formula?" Theo Atwater, who was attempting suicide, slipped and almost fell from the 18th floor. I shook my head with a sigh. "Forget it. I'll just throw the baby into the sea after giving birth." Later, when the baby was born, Theo was too scared to sleep, fearing that I would release the baby into the sea. When the female lead, Melody Carlisle, and the male lead, Reagan York, were arguing and came to see us, he was looking at our baby’s swimming results and roaring, "You're one of us merfolk. How could you be afraid of water?"

A young guy keeps getting into trouble in very funny and unfortunate ways. He wrecked havocs on people too, mistakenly. He hallucinated and had great fantasies about people to brighten up his hearers. Afterwards, he came back to his mundane reality.

Constant head splitting headaches, random joint pains,. dizziness and lightheadedness. it was symptoms I know just too well. The blue rose illness. The vile disease that robbed me of my mother. And now I think it's coming for my life too. My name is Ivy and I have the blue rose illness. Funny right? I can't believe I have less than thirty days to live. ************ Prince Emiliano "You are sick? Since when?" "I am sorry." "Keep that for later—I will never give you the permission to leave me. You can never leave me. Do you understand Ivy? Don't you dare."

Alpha Mark found his fated mated at the the most inconvenient time. Random muders, pack attacks, Lunas dieing, and female pups being kidnapped. My mate sees what no one can. The twinkling in her eyes, and smirk on her face, makes her seem playful. But, playing with Stasia might get me burned. Stasia, is human, a friend to werewolves, and smells of home. I am fucked.