Hand Over My Salary? Enjoy the Divorce Instead
After I resign from a private company and move to work at an overseas company, my salary has increased by leaps and bounds.
My wife, Vivian Spencer, who's always been smart about money, suggests that I turn in all of my salary. At the same time, she will decrease my allowance.
Her reasoning is that she needs to use my salary on our family's daily expenses, so she can't spare me a single cent.
As I watch Vivian record all the expenses dutifully, I can't resist asking, "What about your salary, then?"
Vivian replies in a matter-of-fact tone, "I'm saving it up for our retirement pension."
I don't bother responding afterward. Since then, I start spending every single cent of my salary, as per Vivian's suggestion.
When Vivian notices the stream of packages being delivered to our home, she finally can't take it anymore.
Upon hearing her question, I tell her happily, "You were the one who said that my salary is meant for our family's expenses!"
Vivian exclaims in shock, "What sort of family do you think we are? As if we can afford to spend this much money every month!"
What a joke. It turns out that Vivian knows that a regular family's expenses can't possibly drain every single cent of my salary in one go.