Ridiculousness In Tagalog Novels & Stories

( "Wala kang pakialam dito!" "Unsay walay labot??! Eh kung mataga mo 'tong mga batang 'to huh? Gusto kag tagaon pud tika??"("Anong walang pakialam??! Eh kung mataga mo 'tong mga batang to huh? Gusto mo bang tagain din kita???") Tsk.tsk. By just looking at them while bickering, I can't help but shook my head in awe kahit hindi ko naman masyadong naiintidihan ang mga pinagsasabi ng mga ito.

“It's unusual for you Xania kaya nakakapagtaka talaga. (It's unusual for you Xania so it's really a wonder.)” “Anong sinasabi mo diyang 'unusual'? Huwag mo nga akong englishin Axton. Ang hirap na nga sabihin pangalan mo, English-englishin mo pa ako. (What are you saying 'unusual'? Don't speak English to me Axton. It's already hard to say your name and now you’re speaking English to me.)”

malamig ulit na sabi nya This time bahagya akong nairita. Siguro dala na rin ng pagod at nag halo halo na ang mga nararamdaman ko (Play the music above. Sa bandang chorus nyo simulan) "Wow ah. Kung makaangkin lang parang kanina nga hindi mo ako matignan o makausap ng seryoso. Na parang hindi mo ako kilala. Wade, huwag ka namang parang bata oh. Can't you see na kahit wala akong kasamood samood ngayong araw, pinipili kong hindi ibuntong lahat sayo. Wade, pumasok ako kahit nasaktan ako nung iwan mo ako nung gabi sa hospital matapos mo malaman ang lahat. Baka kasi nakalimitan mo na nag bitaw ka ng salitang hindi mo ako iiwan at nasa tabi lang kita minute before. Pero ano, sa isang iglap tinaliku

He took a little step back, upang hindi siya tamaan ng aking hintuturo. How dare he say that! Sa lahat ng sinabi niya ay yun lang ang na intindihan ko. Walangya! Did he just call me stupid!? If your learning a new language ang una mo talagang matatandaan ang curses, bad words, swearing, and insults! Proven and tested na yan by yours truly. Kaya alam na alam ang ibig sabihin non sa Feysac! Does he think I’m that stupid! Yes alam kung tanga ako but only me, myself, and I can insult myself hmmp!

Inis kong tanong sabay turo sa sarili ko. Ba't bigla-bigla nya nalang akong tinatawag na bitch?! Inaano ko ba sya! "What? No! What I mean is do you like beach?" "Do I like bitch? DO I LIKE BITCH?? Abay gagu ka ba? At sino namang baliw ang gusto ng bitch ha!" Pasigaw kong saad sakanya. "Gosh ang bingi nya sobra." "Beach like dagat in tagalog Ms. Vee! Gets mo po ba huh??"

mabilis kong tanggi at nilagok ang isang baso ng tubig. "What's so bad with my condition?" Napatawa ako ng very awkward at umiling-iling ng very awkward din dahil sa tanong niya. "I have plans and uhh, ayoko pa sanang matali," sagot ko. He grinned. "I just can't imagine that you're the crown princess when you talk like a barbarian." Nanglumbaba siya at mas lalo akong tinitigan. "Ahahahahaha," awkward akong natawa. "Was that a joke, your Majesty?"

He stared at me and smiled, “Oh, sorry, I wanted to wipe your sweat away.” I could hear a girl sqeualing deom behind us as shewhisper to her friend, “Awe,tingnan mo yung ginawa ng poging lalaki sa girlfriend nya! Sana all!” She said in tagalog which doesn’t help as Ajax couldn’t understand it. Translation: (“Awe, look at the handsome guy and what he did to his girlfriend! hope all!) “Tsk, magbre-break rin yan!” Replied her friend.

Caution: Pahibalo: Babala: Ang chapter na ito ay hindi angkop sa mga bata at makitid ang utak, kaya kung narrow minded ka, alis na po. Hindi naman tayo "st*pid" diba? vv kumbaga, para hindi maintindihan na spg story ito. 18+ lang pwedi magbasa. Gigil niyo ako e. Sarap niyo tirahin ng missionary with hard fucking thrust. Hahaha

Young Kai furrowed his brow at the girl's question. "Huh?" "Sabi ko, “Bakit ka umiiyak?” bingi ka ba? (I said, 'Why are you crying?' Are you deaf?)" the girl asked. "Sorry but I can’t understand you," he replied, still confused by what the girl meant to say. "Patay! Alien! (Shoot! Alien!)" the girl exclaimed, slapping her forehead. "What?" young Kai asked, confused. " Paano ba ‘to? Hmm… Ah! Why you cry? Teka tama ba? Basta ‘yon na ‘yon! (How do I do this? Hmm... Ah! Why you cry? Is that right? Well, close enough!)"

Cardoza commented and I feel my jaw to tightened upon hearing his comment. "Tangina mo! Ikaw kaya ipasubo ko sa'yo ang halos sampung pulgadang t**i sa loob ng kalahating oras na walang pahinga? Tingnan natin kung hindi ka himatayin sa kawalan ng hininga, p**a ka!" I shouted at him in anger using the language I knew Mr. Cardoza won't understand. ( Trans: "Fuck you! You're a fucking asshole, can you swallow a ten inches dick in half an hour without a break? You fucking shit!")