Ridiculousness In Tagalog Mga Nobela at Kwento

65 “Snob ” 66 “Of course!” 67 “Mmmm not sure yet.” 68 You know 69 High-class/rich 70 A term that refers to Filipinas who have tan or dark skin. 71 “Tell him that he’s a piece of shit.” 72 “Tell her that I think she’s a piece of shit too.” 73 Paranoid 74 “HEY!!!! What now? LET’S GO TO MCDO!!!” 75 Short for “Hala”, which is an expression that equates to “Oh my God”, “Oh dear”, “Oh my” etc.

singhal nito. "That is one of the beke language na ang ibig sabihin ay tomboy or lesbian." Paliwanag ko sa kanya. "Hoy, umayos ka huh! Don't tell me na namamakla ka na!" "Tsk...pasmado na naman 'yang bibig mo. Narinig ko lang 'yan huh!" Natawa na lang ito at kapagkuwa'y biglang nalungkot.

nakayuko kong sabi "And why 'papaliguin pa kita" tang- "Hindi ka ba lalabas p*****a kang manyak hindi na ako bata para paluguan gago ka ba o sadyang may saltik ka lang talaga." inis kong sabi dito at lumapit sa kanya at nakipag titigan ng masama bago takpan ng unan ang mga underwear.

hindi ko na hinintay ang sagot nito, mabilis na kong lumabas para hintayin sa kung saan man ang magiging parusa sa kalokohang nagawa ko. Before I could step farther, the loud laughter from the room I just left echoed in the long hallways. I flinched, eyes V with a questioning gaze but all I got was a grunt. Did I somehow made the crown prince laugh? By now he firgured out na sadyang iniba ko ang bigkas ng salita kanina. That the right word he was looking for was labasán and not labasan. S***a, mg resign na kaya ko ako bukas na bukas din?

Parang bumaliktad ang sikmura ko at unti-unti akong nakaramdam ng pagkahilo. “Blegh!! Ugh!!” Bigla na lamang akong nasuka. Huminga ako nang malalim at pinunasan ang aking bibig. ‘Umalis ka na rito!’ ‘Wala kang utang na loob!’ Isa-isang bumalik sa akin ang mga ala-alang iyon. “Who am I?” I asked myself. “Hmm.. haha.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Who am I?”

napalingon ako sakanya ng kalabitin niya ako "Ako ba kinakausap mo?" Takang tanong ko "Kakalabitin ba kita kung hindi?" "Bakit ba?" I tried to look pissed. Natamaan kasi ang ego ko nung nalaman ko na mas matalino siya kesa sakin. "You're cursing the rain, ba't ka galit sa ulan?" "Napakaingay" sagot ko. "Sino?" "Both of you. Ikaw at ang ulan. Napakaingay niyo"

thanks to her for saving me that day. ********** A/N: 'Tangina' is a curse word usually used by Filipinos to express anger or any other emotion. A common term nowadays and is used to sound punk and cool in the Philippines. It originally meant "a bitch mother" if translated verbally. The male lead of the story here is a mafioso or gangster, so the word suits him as an expression. It is a vulgar cuss word in the Philippines that could be associated with words like fuck, shit, bitch, and other curse words.

Pinulot niya ang lumang sapatos at naka paang lumapit sa tulalang mga bruha na tila hindi makapaniwala sa mga nangyayari, "See the difference? Now the rotten shoes are gone... but still, both of you are rotten b*tches. No matter how expensive clothes and shoes you wear... it won't cover your sick attitude and these shoes... suit girls like you perfectly," Saka niya iniitya sa direksyon nito ang lumang sapatos.

"Oi, oi, what the fuck!?" "Just the mere sight of you pisses the hell out of me!" singhal nito. Kita ko ang labis na pagkairita sa mukha niya at lalo lamang humigpit ang hawak nito sa kwelyo ni Dummy. "Why don't you just drop out! The likes of you doesn't even belong here." "I'm.. I'm sorry.." halos naiiyak ng sagot ni Dummy na lalo ko lamang ikinainis.

(French) - "the dude" "Ano ba ‘yan, Frodo, nakakahawa ang mga Z mo.” (Tagalog) - "What the hell, Frodo, your Z is contagious." "Desolee" (French) - "sorry" "Ces choses ne sont pas difficiles pour moi." (French) - "These things are not difficult for me."