Sad Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

Her expression twisted into something caught between disbelief and horror, eyes narrowing in apparent disgust. "Did you just…" She shook her head as if trying to clear an intrusive thought. "No, wait. Did you seriously just drop a pick-up line?" The proud smile on Alex’s face wavered. "Uh…" His confidence took a hit. Sophia let out a loud, unrestrained laugh. "What’s that supposed to mean?" Alex demanded, his frown deepening as her laughter continued. It took her a moment to regain control, but when she did, she wiped a tear from the corner of her eye. "I mean, there are bad pick-up lines, and then there's this level of bad." Another fit of laughter erupted from her, making Alex groan.

I clinked my glass against his and took a long sip, the alcohol burning its way down my throat. “So,” he said, leaning closer. “Whoever he is, he must be a fool to make a woman like you unhappy.” I arched an eyebrow. “Is that your attempt at a pick-up line?” “Did it work?” he asked, grinning. I couldn’t help but smile. “Maybe.”

I respond furiously. “I do apologize for everything. Therefore, I want to make it up to you.” Alexander replies. “You can make up for paying for the damages.” I started to get annoyed. “Fine, but you will regret not taking my offer.” “This is not the way to get a girl’s attention. This is the most horrible pickup line anyone has ever tried with me.” Oh, gosh. Why did I say that? There was a moment of silence. Then Alexander spoke. “Please just agree to get a coffee with me tomorrow?” He says with sincerity in his voice.

Is there anything that he would do just to let me forgive him? He shook his head while laughing. He couldn’t believe himself as well how he did that. “Fucking internet. I searched for pick-up lines and poetry lines that could make you smile but guess I am wrong. Fuck! I don’t want to spend that long on the internet anymore. It doesn't even help. You are just making fun of me.”

Alright, this is bad. I need your dad's gun.'

The chilled breeze slowly finds its way inside my office. I was waiting for Francois to finish his work, then he would drive me home for our casual sex rendezvous. My phone buzzed with an incoming call from an unknown number. "Yes, it's Adriana." I let my words hang, for the other person on the other line to continued the conversation. "Sorry yes, this is Alexander Davis. I got your card from Drew. He said to call you and fix me with a date?" Oh, his voice was smooth like butter. It's so rich, deep, and deliciously sexy.

Someone in the group chat asked: [Why are you suddenly trying something like this, Samuel? This is new.] Samuel replied indifferently: [What can I do? If I’m the one who breaks up with her, my dad will kill me.] [But if she cheats on me, things get much easier] [We've been together for so long, I'm sick of her. If I don't break up with her soon, my family will start pushing me to get married.]

I said and went back to my phone. "So how did you and Xavier meet?" he asked taking a seat next to me. That's your best pickup line?...so lame "Oh we met through our parents" I answered and went back to my phone. "Okay so tell me about yourself," he said. ugh, can't this guy take the hint that I'm not into him. "Well I grew up with my parents and they provide everything I ask for me, "I said with a fake smile. "wow you must be really lucky t-"my phone started ringing which cut him off. Thank God.

I didn’t answer his question dahil alam kong magiging walang kwenta ang aking sasabihin. From looking down, his head was lifted as he stared straight to my eyes. “And for me, there is you.” he said in disguistingly sweet sticky tone. I couldn’t help myself but roll my eyes on his cringe pick-up line. “You know that was cringe right?.” I said emotionlessly, painting my face with disgust. The man chuckled so loud na muntik pa siyang mahulog sa ilog if it wasn’t for his incredible balance. He was tapping the ground as he laugh, almost rolling in pure laughter.

And annoyingly enough— I smiled. By Friday evening, I was mentally exhausted. My brain hurt. My shoulders hurt. Even my heels hurt. Adult life was wicked. I was just shutting down my computer when my office door opened. Sadie walked in dramatically wearing oversized sunglasses and a fitted red jumpsuit. “How did you even get in here?” I laughed. She removed the glasses slowly. “I said I was here to save an overworked corporate babe.” “That actually worked?” “No. I bribed the receptionist with cupcakes.”