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Laughing? No fucking way!

” “Don’t you hear me? I just said I wanted to be with you.” I broke into a peal of loud laughter when Gian started to make a face. He sounds serious, but I just couldn’t take him so seriously. I mean, being serious wasn’t his thing. “What’s so funny?” He irritatingly asked. “You. You are the funny one.” “TSS. Laugh all you want. Just stay here and wait for me.” Gian hurriedly runs away before I could make any protest. The laundry house was just steps away from us since it was there in the One-Stop-Shop too.

Shit, I did it again. "I mean that's good you're not in a relationship because you, you know sleep with a lot of women and, that...wouldn't be good. It isn't good for me, I mean why would I care, right?" I did my trademark "Edgy Leslie Laugh" that I used to constantly do in High School, name courtesy to Beth Evans. The laugh consisted of a bunch of high pitched "he he he's" that lasted for about five seconds. I couldn't resist. I let my laugh loose and there was no way I was getting it back. I slapped my hand over my hand over my mouth to cease the giggles after three seconds of uncontrollable laughter. It was silent, except for Fiona singing Pearl Jam and Sarah still laughing at her. After

Jenny started grinning as well as Rohit, Sofia, and Kevin also. Sohu angrily pouted "Hunh, before mocking me, you should watch yourselves. Both of you had also eaten too much yesterday, the stomach of both of you looked like a 5 months pregnant woman... Blegh!" She stretched out her tongue. Sofia and Rohit started grinning while Kevin and Jenny looked at him angrily. They both shouted together "If our stomach looked like a five months pregnant woman then yesterday your stomach looked like nine months pregnant woman." Sohu stood up "Well, then both of you looked like a twelve months pregnant woman."

Her goofy smile. She had never been a carefree person. Right from the moment, they started talking she was always brutally sarcastic, subtly serious, but this dark-humored girl who had gotten him for good. Seven observed that she was always sounding so happy over the phone. But it was not the kind you envisioned with a smile on the lips. Just this distinct gaiety. He studied the picture for a little while. He sighed. “I can't believe I'm about to do this.” Seven said aloud. Going to his home screen, open G****e Chrome. He typed the words, “Reverse G****e Image Search,” and click the search icon.

"We're hoping you'll find it funny and entertaining. Nerius squawked in encouragement, causing me to smile. “Um, what did the Griffon say when he walked into the bar?” I asked. “What?” Szan asked. “Ouch.” Only the Fiery Lynxes found that funny. Yeah this was going to be pretty rough. One after another we went up and told our funniest jokes and yet there was nothing. Not a chitter, a chuckle or even a snort from the Griffons. We were becoming hopeless.

" 𝐼 𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝐼'𝑙𝑙 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑎 𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑐𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑜𝑟𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑐𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑢𝑔𝑙𝑦 𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑢𝑒 𝑍𝑎" " 𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑍𝑒 " 𝑍𝑖𝑎𝑟𝑎 𝑔𝑖𝑔𝑔𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘.

Despite how hungry I was, I still ate quietly with my mouth closed, unlike most of them who were chewing and making irritating sounds like hungry goats. Yusuf threw a peanut into the air, and used his mouth to get catch it. As he chewed, siliva flew out of his mouth and landed on the face of the guy who was sitted opposite him. I chuckled when the guy stared at Yusuf in disgust and quickly wiped the siliva off. "I don't care who owns the cunt, as long as it's a cunt, it's meant to be fucked. Even if it's an ugly hoe, I'd close my eyes and fuck her." Yusuf deadpanned and we all bursted into an uncontrollable laughter.

SERAPHINA Severin gave me a blank stare for a good moment before bursting into laughter. He did back away, but he was already close to tears laughing- nope, the bastard was really tearing up as if I said the funniest joke in the world. “Yeah, laugh all you want but I’m just being real.” I answered, almost pursing my lips after being laughed at. What even is funny about what I said? Damn this body. Why can’t it wait till I’m home and pass out in there? I wouldn’t have to face this embarrassment if I had just managed to get home first. It would have been dangerous for me, but who cares, as long as I passed out inside the house.

she giggled. The End.