Sans Jokes Novels & Stories

“Obviously you really do think that I am joking here, why are you cracking such lame joke all of a sudden?.” “I am not joking.” Sharon and Luke were so shocked that they couldn't say anything.

snickering the golden boy threw his head back " God , how do you even fuck that bitch ? her hole is big enough to fit two of me or maybe your pencil c*ck is too small and you don't feel a thing " Some Longhorns gasped while the other snickered along with Jacob , hooting and jeering at Shotton . Understandably , Shotton who was being made the joke of the evening trembled in anger and the video shook even more but that lasted only for a few seconds , before it stabilised . " Oh yeah , you think that you are the shit huh , Knight ?" hollered Shotton " well news flash , you ain't on the top of the list anymore . "

"Well, shit." -------------------------------------------------------------- A/N Wassup guys hope ya'll liked this chapter And also just a heads up all those jokes before weren't from me they were from some random website, so I don't take any credit in them But anyways have a great day :) I LOVE YOU ALL 💛 MWAH (～o￣3￣)～

I joked lightly, and Serin rolled his eyes at my poor excuse of one. "Funny," he said humorlessly. I only cackled even harder. "No, seriously. You should step out of the corporate world and become a comedian with jokes like that." "Aw, come on, Serin." I followed him out of the house and into the backyard, where he walked out for some fresh air. "It was kind of funny, admit it!" "You need to admit yourself into a mental hospital with jokes like that." ###

Little to no one got left out and if somebody ever went to do things alone, it was his choice and everyone would be very open to invite them again. They all had their eyes fixed at him which immediately made Sane feel awkward, He felt uncomfortable sitting there, feeling their intense stares against his skin. Him being silent failed to divert their attention, only turning it to him even more. "Oy, nothing. I wasn't just in the mood yesterday," he told them off with a chuckle. They didn’t look very much convinced so Sane waved his hand before shaking his head. “You guys should stop putting deeper meaning to shallow things. There are things we should leave as is. I’m fine.” He put a thumb up.

he repeated. Just like that. Like he didn’t just say something insane. I let out a short laugh, shaking my head immediately. “No. No, that’s not-” But the words didn’t come out right. And suddenly, it didn’t sound like he was joking anymore.”

I can eat it too heheh joke. Only then will I eat him and he will let me. I'm not just going to eat it, I'm going to swallow it-- what he's cooking right now heheh, let's change the topic you guys are bad because that's what you're thinking hahaha. You should imitate me, you who don't get horny, ganern. I was about to walk to Ken when I suddenly remembered that you don't have a joke label heheh. no offense, please don't make me feel like you don't have breasts heheh, it's just a joke again.

"Fine, Sloane." His face was a mask of indifference. "There's nothing to explain. It's just the guys having some fun, livening things up." "You know my inner circle. It's a joke. Why are you taking it so seriously? You're being a real buzzkill." My breath caught in my throat. I looked at the man I had loved for eight years and repeated quietly, "You call this a joke?"

What is the name of a lab coat with that lame humor? Doctors are also taken too seriously for us to be joking with them. "Ma'am, you have chlamydia but the joke in there is-" There is no fucking joke there, just tell me the freaking diagnosis and let me leave sadly. If I wanted a joke, I would go see a comedy movie or something.

“What?!” Mason shot upright so fast he almost fell off the couch. “No.” “Dylan.” “I’m serious.” Their expressions shifted instantly. The amusement vanished. The jokes evaporated. Everything changed because they realized I wasn’t kidding. “Oh my god,” Noah breathed, looking horrified. “You’re screwed.” “Thanks,” I said dryly. “That’s not comfort.” “I know.” “Dude,” Mason ran a hand through his hair. “Please tell me you’re kidding."I let out a bitter laugh.