Sans Jokes Novels & Stories

he repeated. Just like that. Like he didn’t just say something insane. I let out a short laugh, shaking my head immediately. “No. No, that’s not-” But the words didn’t come out right. And suddenly, it didn’t sound like he was joking anymore.”

“What?!” Mason shot upright so fast he almost fell off the couch. “No.” “Dylan.” “I’m serious.” Their expressions shifted instantly. The amusement vanished. The jokes evaporated. Everything changed because they realized I wasn’t kidding. “Oh my god,” Noah breathed, looking horrified. “You’re screwed.” “Thanks,” I said dryly. “That’s not comfort.” “I know.” “Dude,” Mason ran a hand through his hair. “Please tell me you’re kidding."I let out a bitter laugh.

she rambles on. "Anika, it's fine." I cut in before she worked herself into a frenzy. "At least, I'm not dead." Too late, I realized it was too soon for that type of joke as Anika's eyes widened, her eyes big as saucers and horror crept into them. "That was a joke. I didn't mean it, I'm fine and that's all that matters. As Miss Lorna said, I'll be as good as new before you know it."

"You know, she'd always been my favorite. What did you say, Africa ey? To fucking do what? Colonize?" "She's going for her Master's degree in African Cultural and Creative Arts." He gives me a 'what the crap are you talking about? Face'. "The one thing that keeps her sane?" He still doesn't understand. "Her obsession, her Orgasm." Who the hell calls their Job their Orgasm? Yeah, Jenny. With the thought of me calling mass communication my Orgasm creeps up and I shuddered. "Oh...yeah, Wow! That's amazing. You should be happy for her Xena. Wait. You're not happy for her?"

At my sudden question, Cassius stared at me. “...” “Because their horns don’t work,” I said and chuckled. “...” He blinked his eyes as is he finally realized that I am saying a joke. But it felt awkward that he did not smile a bit. And so, I thought of another joke that made me laugh so hard before. “I g-got into a fight with someone last night and it was totally my fault.” “...” “Because I was asked what was on the TV. And I answered, dust.”

"What do you have that Mark lacks?" Zheme shrugged his shoulders, a tiny smirk lifting the left corner of his lips. "The looks, I suppose." "Ye, we know you look much better than him, but your personality is garbage, you don't even how to laugh at a joke." Zheme's smirk went missing and a sneer took its place. "If your stupid jokes were funny enough to make me laugh, wouldn't I?" Andrew frowned. "But my jokes are funn—" "No they're not." Both Josh and Casper interjected in unison.

She barely laughed at his jokes. “What’s funny?”

I can eat it too heheh joke. Only then will I eat him and he will let me. I'm not just going to eat it, I'm going to swallow it-- what he's cooking right now heheh, let's change the topic you guys are bad because that's what you're thinking hahaha. You should imitate me, you who don't get horny, ganern. I was about to walk to Ken when I suddenly remembered that you don't have a joke label heheh. no offense, please don't make me feel like you don't have breasts heheh, it's just a joke again.

Seeing his brother’s disapproval, Edwin didn’t dare push further. Instead, he forced a laugh. "Why take everything so seriously? I was only making a joke. Can’t even crack a joke without everyone getting offended?" He waved his hand dismissively. "Besides, it was just a casual remark. You’re the ones making it so serious, which leaves me looking like the bad guy here." Lucas’ gaze turned icy. "If you already know you’re putting yourself in that position, then stop making empty jokes like that. You may think it’s harmless, but we don’t see it that way."

He chuckled at his own joke. No one in the room found his words funny. “What did you say!” Alpha Dan flies to his feet, his men behind him tenses up, ready to spring into action, even Kendra’s warriors looks like they have had enough with the Alpha’s snides comments. Relaxing back in his seat, Alpha Jericho gazes upon the other Alpha, his expression amused. “No need to get your knickers in a twist, Alpha Dan. I am only joking,” he says carelessly, his attitude unbothered.