Sarcastic Haters Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

She begins again and I can't take it. " Sia! "I scream. " What!? I'm talking about something very important. I don't see why you're letting this get to you. Every successful person in life has haters. Some, more than the others. It's okay if some of these things get to you, but you shouldn't let them define you. You're human and I understand if you get hurt by things like this, but why act like your life depends on it!? Did you see the comments your supporters put out there!? I don't think so. You were so focused on what some poop faces had to say, that you didn't notice the ones who spoke well of you.

He said sarcastically that made my eyes roll in disgust. "You and your hypercritical insights. What can I expect from you?" I uttered sardonically. "I would prefer your insults to saying things I don't mean to." Now I turned out to be a liar. Damn this brute! Why did I even tell him about that? "Believe what will satisfy your mind. I don't care what you think of me anyway." I snapped.

I burst out laughing as soon as the words left my lips. To my surprise, he begins to laugh with me. Only when my fit of laughter ends does he take a deep breath and adds: "I do not mind the disrespect and sarcasm, kid. I have seen worse and heard more insults than you can imagine. There's nothing left in the world that could make me feel a certain way." Even a fool could sense the hint of sadness in his words, but I chose to ignore it. I'm not here to make friends. Besides, making friends with one of the monsters would be like a spit in my father's face.

Stop being sarcastic"he said " I'm not being sarcastic. I'm being sincere. I'm sorry for what happened today. I threw a drink at your face..I could never do that to Victor.."my voice trembled,saying Victor's name alone is making me cry.I sniff and rubbed the tear that just toll from my eye

“There have been plenty of times I could’ve run away, gotten help, but I didn’t.” He reached out and brushed a lock of hair behind my ear. “Because I’d kill you.” “At this point, I’m trying to live as long as I can. Therefore, I don’t want to piss your psychotic ass off.” “You push my buttons constantly.” I let out a little laugh. “Yeah, but that’s fun. You make it too easy.” “Why are you such a sarcastic pain in my ass?” I shrugged. “Sarcasm is my defense mechanism, so…shut up.”

he said smiling. *Dug-dug-dug-dug!* Terrible! does this man want to give me a heart attack? My heart is about to explode. Help me! "Really? So, you want me to hit you 24/7? Every night? Seconds, Minutes, Hours? So you can have fun." I asked sarcastically. "HAHA! No, What I mean is, I like the way you make me laugh, Every single crazy thing you do is just--is just--- You're so stupid, HAHA!" he said while laughing as if there was something funny about what he said.-___-

I couldn't tell whether she was being sarcastic or not. I could hardly live with this lie. I'd never take it that far. "Okay, I'll just walk up to him and be like, 'Hey, I wasn't pregnant before, but now I'm ready to have your baby.'" I answered sarcastically. "Fine, enjoy unemployment for the rest of your life." She answered. "I wonder if you were born with a warning label that read, 'attracted to trouble.'" Katy joked. "If someone finds you murdered on the side of the road, no one should ask why," I answered.

"Will you cut the crap? Do you think I enjoy seeing your silly arrogant face? I will give everything not to see your face ever again but poor me, I have no choice but to see it every fucking day!" "You make me sick Mila, you really do. You attitude stink. I hate you more than I have ever hated anyone. I hate you with passion and I wish you were never born. Your parents certainly made a mistake. I can tell they planned on aborting you but you escaped and........." "ENOUGH!"

I used noodles since I didn't like the MC cussing. In fact, if the other person is sarcastic, a question can be responded with another inquiry. End of text.

I stood up and pointed my finger at his chest. “I will say it slowly so you can understand my words... No... One... Likes... You... They... Only... Like... Your... Money...” I said not backing down a step. Instead, I even got closer to his face. “So back down garlic breath before you regret it,” I said meaning every word. I was getting so sick of his dumb poor jokes and disrespectful attitude. Someone had to knock him off his pedestal and bring him back to earth. “Oh, you are just as dumb as you are poor!” He was mad. He even tossed his dumb baseball hat on backwards like that would show me he was serious. I prepared myself for a defensive move that would flip him on his back in a split seco