Sarcastically Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

I poured my coffee, gave them a mock salute, and strolled out. And just like that, a new weapon was born—sarcasm. --- By Friday, the office was a battlefield and I was fully armed. When Ada—the queen of sly remarks—snickered to someone loud enough for me to hear, “She probably doesn’t even have to touch her salary anymore,” I turned, leaned against her desk, and said with faux innocence, “Oh no, I still collect my salary. I just use it for snacks and impulse shopping. Shoes, bags, you know. The big stuff is his department.”

"Oh please, like you even know what it takes to be a boss. You probably couldn't even handle a basic Excel spreadsheet." "Coming from someone who probably thinks a PowerPoint presentation is their biggest accomplishment." Adrienne's eyes narrowed, her smirk turning into a devious smile. "You know what they say about assumptions, right? They make an ass out of 'u' and 'mptions.' Trust me, you're an expert at that." Linc raised an eyebrow, his expression unyielding. "Says the queen of cliché quotes. You should consider a career in motivational posters." Adrienne feigned surprise, her voice laced with sarcasm.

“Truth hurts, doesn’t it?” “What about ‘persistent’?” He counters. I roll my eyes. “That’s one way to put it.” “Or, maybe ‘physically strong’?” “Absolutely not.” “Smart?” “Good one.” “Right right. Insanely intelligent. That’s better.” “You forgot ‘humble’,” I retort sarcastically. “Ok. How about clever?” “That’s pushing it.” “Frustrating?” “Yes!” I give him a mocking clap. “You finally got one right.”

Just great. “I…uh…I wasn’t referring to you, or anyone here,” I said quickly, trying to recover. “I said it out of instinct. When I see someone I dislike.” He nodded slowly, then said, “Well, I’m sure they must be a real asshole for you to feel that way.” I couldn’t help it, I almost smiled. It was strange, being sarcastic at a funeral, but his tone wasn’t sharp or angry. More… intrigued. Observing.

He laughed in as hard as he can making me get irritated at his tone. "So funny." I sarcastically retorted stopping him from laughing. "Of course it is. Cause you're acting too weird. Do you really think you could count all those stars cause if you can then Emma gave you a hundred dollar for that." The way he said it a piece of precious memories came back to my mind.

Layla said sarcastically. Her sarcasm did not quell the laughter that escaped the lips of our other friends, however. On the contrary, her sarcastic retort only aided in refreshing their laughter. The two clutched their stomachs as they were sent into another episode of laughter with Sofia howling and rolling around on the floor while Janelle, always graceful and dignified in any situation whatsoever, sat on the rug which was laid over wooded floor, and laughed her music laugh while dabbing gently at the tears that rolled down her cheeks. "I think that's enough of your laughing, don't you think." Layla said drily, rolling her eyes.

Can you believe it? “Wow! You know sarcasm is a sign of a healthy brain, good, you’re already fine!” I chirped as I could not digest this happiness. By his dangerous aura, I thought he would even behave like a killer but here he is taunting me. Amazing! I mean not the taunt! For a response, he just stares at me. “You’re looking at me like I’m eating your brain.” I muttered, putting my bag next to me. “You look like one.” I heard him muttering. I just shake my head in defeat. Seriously, he is way too sarcastic.

I continued, making sharp air quotes with my free hand. “It’s some girl I used to mess with,” he replied, the shrug of his shoulders too casual for the weight of his words. “Some girl?” A harsh, sarcastic laugh escaped me. It was either that or scream. “What’s so funny?” he asked, his voice still deadly serious, his confusion only fueling my frustration.

"I was thinking of ways to get rid of you." "Hahaha," he laughed, sarcastically, holding me by my fingers as he twirled me around. Uncontrollable feelings surged through my body, and my fingers tingled in delight. "That was funny. Very funny. The funniest thing I've heard in a megaannum."

Sarcasm laced every single word. Harlow let out an uneasy laugh; she had to agree, he was the most harmful person she'd ever met, but it wasn't like Harlow could do anything about it, at least she had thought that until now. "Yeah, a real keeper. Don't you think?" Harlow replied. "Oh, most certainly." With her own form of sarcasm, Mia said, "When did the dreams start?"