Sarcastically Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

I said sarcastically. “Today, I'm going to get you out of whatever mood you’re in,” Kaelie said happily. “I don't feel like doing anything,” I responded with a mean smug on my face. “You’ll chase men out of your life with such expressions,” Kaelie teased. “Come on, I’m a ten out of ten, and you know it.” I tried to defend myself. Kaelie just nodded, sarcasm written all over her face. She hopped right onto the mattress.

She did have a thing for dealing with every situation with sarcasm. His eyebrow went up unable to read the sarcasm in her voice. He wondered why that would be a reason for her to shed tears. "Why would that make you cry? It's not your fault, it's just the way pigs were made" he said with seriousness as if he was teaching a kindergarten. Jessica couldn't believe that he thought that was why she was crying. His childishness and naivety made her wonder. How could a grown man who headed a company does not even know when she was being sarcastic?

She inquired with an icy tone. " Yeah, you are funny," I smirk down at her. " Oh, I didn't realize that I could be quite the comedian!" A sarcastic remark. " Maybe I should resign and become a full time stand up comedian!" " Buttoning up your shirt isn't going to take away the glaring fact that your shirt has graduated from opaque to see-through,"

I shouted sarcastically. I could see him stifling a laugh which only made me angrier. "Sarcasm doesn't look good on you." He commented as he casually poured himself a glass of wine. "Well wine doesn't look good on you either." "What?" Before he could say another word I tipped his drink onto his trousers and made a run for it.

he said smiling. *Dug-dug-dug-dug!* Terrible! does this man want to give me a heart attack? My heart is about to explode. Help me! "Really? So, you want me to hit you 24/7? Every night? Seconds, Minutes, Hours? So you can have fun." I asked sarcastically. "HAHA! No, What I mean is, I like the way you make me laugh, Every single crazy thing you do is just--is just--- You're so stupid, HAHA!" he said while laughing as if there was something funny about what he said.-___-

I could have done that back home in the apartment and not wasted time and effort making myself look red carpet ready just to stare at a hotel room walls. ‘That’s what friends do … they talk to one another. It’s supposed to be nice.’ It’s a slight eyebrow raise and another oddly happy smile and I just hit the sarcastic giggles. Ridiculous ‘are you mad’ sort of manic laughter that makes me wonder about my own sanity. He’s not amusing, he’s deluded! He brings out the absolute worst in me sometimes.

] /All the time? [Each and every thought.] /... I see. Well, what use is this skill you speak of when I can't do anything to change what is bound to happen?/ [That's for you to figure out.] /And I'm saying-! Ah, nevermind. ... ... By the way, you do realise that my comment about you being smart was me being sarcastic, right?/ [Sarcastic?] After a short pause, the system mumbled. [So that's sarcasm…]

Jax answered back with his voice dripping heavily with sarcasm. “Oh sweet tea and lemon ! Now aren’t you a dear, sarcastic man with the most obnoxious attitude ?” Xel sweetly said while fluttering her eyelashes innocently with a fake smile plastered on her face. “Sorry princess but sarcasm falls out my mouth like stupidity falls out of yours,” he retorted back and smugged when he saw Xel losing her cool.

he frankly says. So I answered him back with a little tease, “You weren’t, remember?” And then I laugh, but I laugh alone. It seems that my sarcastic joke unintentionally puts a pinch of salt in a wound. “Oh, but it’s over now so you don’t have to worry about it,” I add.

I did not allow him to continue his speech, as I said, objecting with great annoyance: You are proving to me that you are just a deranged. "You're making fun of me, no doubt," she said sarcastically, "it's hard for you to stop your nonsense!" Listen, I have no desire to listen to this madness. If that's what you're saying when you're being serious, then go back to your sarcasm, please! This is much better than hearing similar things.. I finished my sentence while I was standing, and he indicated to me to sit quietly, in which he did not hide his sharp tone: stop babbling and close your mouth a little to finish what I am trying to say!