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His voice was getting slower as they were going away. " So ?? " Satan said with a smile. " So what?? " " What would you like to eat for dinner? " " I don't know... Order whatever you want. " " I would love to eat cake again. In the same way, we shared it. " " I will kill you... " " Kill me after we share the cake again. I loved that. I am happy today, hence the treat is on me. " " You... You... I hate you. "

he quoted. “The what?!” He burst into laughter again, “You didn’t know?” “Woah! That’s so rude of them to call me that” I gaped at the thought. “Hey, stop laughing! I’m gonna take back the friendship handshake if you laugh anymore” I threatened. He sat straight immediately clearing his throat. “Sorry, it’s not my fault you quote too much”. “But schmuck?” I placed a finger under my chin squinting. “That’s so rude. Who even came up with that?”

"I'm sorry I'm late, CeCe." The moment those words—sounding especially respectful and familiar—left Terrence's lips, the whole private room fell silent. Everyone's eyes widened, as if they couldn't believe what they'd just heard. After a brief silence, Vanessa suddenly burst into loud, shrill laughter. "CeCe? Oh my goodness, that's hilarious!" She pointed at me, her face full of disdain and contempt. "I knew it! How could a fresh graduate like you possibly land a client as tough as Gilla Group on your own? Turns out all you did was just climb into Mr. Kapowsky's bed!"

I pacified him and that made him cheer up as he thumped around in my head making me chuckle inwardly. “So this is your mate huh ? How pathetic’, Zang continued wickedly and taunted San. “Really San. I am amazed how do you even put up with his enormous flab and tiny weiner or is it that you have to top him all the time ?” Zang laughed even more wildly at his own jokes. Why the fuck does everyone assume that I have a small weiner ? It is not even scientific. Uneducated assholes.

You foolish mind 😒😒😒 What did I do 😱😱😱 just admit that he made you a fool. It's true. Why are you calling me a fool 😎😎😎 Shut up and get lost 😒😒😡😡 Okay💃💃💃💃 but Hayat didn't do it right. She forgot to remind you that he also called you shortie 😂😂😂 Just get lost before I make you go. Cheater, foolish mind 😡😡😡

teased sadiq "shut up" Sadiq wore his canvas and stood up " are you up for today's jogging? " He always go for a jog at night. To him it makes him feel refreshing " nope , I'm not" jafar answered and hugged the pillow tightly " lazy ass" Sadiq teased " since you aren't a lazy ass please go and let me rest" he hummed softly in the pillow Sadiq made sure to hit jafar on the head before making his way out " see you later"

I couldn't tell whether she was being sarcastic or not. I could hardly live with this lie. I'd never take it that far. "Okay, I'll just walk up to him and be like, 'Hey, I wasn't pregnant before, but now I'm ready to have your baby.'" I answered sarcastically. "Fine, enjoy unemployment for the rest of your life." She answered. "I wonder if you were born with a warning label that read, 'attracted to trouble.'" Katy joked. "If someone finds you murdered on the side of the road, no one should ask why," I answered.

Carla Abel: Go back to what ever he.l.lhole you crawled out from you wh.o.re Vivian Salazar: F.u.ck you bi.t.ch I hope you die. F.u.ck you pwhesttsBkn xydshyrdhylvza🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 Greg James: 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 How could Dante choose this thing over Laura? She’s so ugly I think I’m going to be sick just looking at her 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

"Pregnancy has become disadvantage to you, Kitcat...I bet he'll tell you the grass is too green for you to step outside tomorrow." "Shut up, Liam. I'm not trying to make jokes." "And see...your pregnancy has become a disadvantage to me too...look at him snapping at me because of a fetus." "I'd advise you to shut your mouth, Liam...his face is getting red, it's about to swell...he's transforming into..." "Angry bird!" Liam and Fredd bursted out into hysterical laughing at their apparently funny joke...but Zillon didn't seem to find it funny, he was as serious as judge. "F*cking idiots..."

So if this was, in fact, an attempt to collect child support from me, you will be very disappointed in the judge's ruling. I won't ever forget our night together, but I do need you to. Stop looking for me. If it does ever get out who I am, a good line to practice is a quote from the lovely Shaggy, "It wasn't me." That, or you could try Clinton, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." You can go with whichever you prefer... both would give me a good laugh. It was amazing to meet the real you. – The Bandit