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, Sacha added, and we all laughed. "Let's go munch on fries and enough calories to take us to heaven", I said, lightheartedly, trying to clear the gloom, earning glares for my bland joke "Ain't nobody want to die", Kane quipped, as we made our way down to the locker room. "Whatever", I jibed.

Baby Sariel: Do you know how stressed I am right now? "Why? Want me to send you a motivational quote? I’ve got some here." Baby Sariel: No, I don’t want motivational words; I want your lips (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)⁠♥ I am uncertain as to how to respond to her sudden cuteness; however, I am unable to suppress a smile.

Open minded but always have a thich barier between vulger and modern. " 𝐋𝐨𝐥, 𝐇𝐨 𝐠𝐲𝐚 𝐆𝐞𝐞𝐳! 𝐎𝐡 𝐌𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧, 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐏𝐨𝐨𝐡, 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐚? " 𝗞𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗸 𝗦𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗮

His cries of agony were soon silenced. Through it all, Lucifer and Satan observed the carnage with detached amusement, their expressions betraying a twisted sense of satisfaction. As the violence reached a fever pitch, they calmly made their way towards the exit, leaving the doomed coffee shop and its hapless victims behind. Once outside, Satan turned to Lucifer and asked, "Now tell me, do you still like it hot?" Lucifer flashed a sinister grin. "Always. I'm constantly cooking up something diabolically enticing to keep this boring world ablaze," he replied, his voice dripping with malevolence.

"I have wanted to comment for a long time. Your attitude is fearless for a servant. Is this how big cities print their generation?" Rain almost choked hearing the satire. They use the elevator to

In a more practical term, they could relate with Queenie about not wanting to use them. The eighth item elicited a round of laughter in the chat, as well as protests when it was revealed. “How could anyone not like anal?” Queenie read out a very bold super chat comment about her revelation. “Well, how could anyone not like a pain in the ass boss? It’s the same reason. I’m not putting anything up my shit hole. Why use that when I have a perfectly good fuck hole?”

“You don’t have to insult me just because you are not giving me the job.” “If you are offended about being called fat,” he said with a grin that needed to be arrested, “then lose some flesh, boy.” That was when the universe decided I hadn’t suffered enough. Some idiot sitting in the corner suddenly piped up, way too excited. “Yeah! We could dress him in a G-string, put some makeup on his face. He’d look like a woman. Might even pass!” The two of them burst into laughter like they had just invented comedy. My brain completely shut down. I wanted to grab the nearest tray and fling it at their faces like a deadly frisbee. I imagined it. Slow motion. Beautiful. Satisfying.

" Now I did not only have the last laugh ... I had the best laugh!!! 😂😂 ✖️✖️✖️✖️✖️✖️✖️✖️ Stupid girl. 😂 She will play game till she's tired of it 😂 Unlock the next hilarious episode with 3k likes!! 🤩🤩

I replied and laughed softly at my dirty jokes. "Did he do it? Who is the better fucker, the father or the son?" Luciano asked, I acted like I'm thinking about his question. "Of course you are the better and the best fucker. Zuck still needs a little practice, you should train him to be beast in bed." I replied and could not stop myself from laughing. I heard Luciano laugh too because of the antics I was telling him. Until now, it still surprised me and makes me happy in a strange way every time I make Luciano laugh or I see him laughing at some stupid jokes because I often see him laughing.

Hiroto slaps him in the back while he chokes on his words and turns to Hiroto in his familiar tyrant look "I am not fat!!!!. You're all just thin little chopstick bitches.Adam, I am supporting you, so you owe me 5 bucks; Adam and I are not fat, we're buff. You're all toothpicks that we could break in half. So clearly we're the strongest of this group. Muahahahaha!!!"Everyone including me looks at him weirdly, it's like a kid on an extreme sugar rush and a serial killer together