Sat Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

"I-I hate you!" "How about a cup of shut the f up?" "I am amazing!" "You are like a bag of pampers. Self absorbent and full of shit." Take that. "Go fuck yourself." "I would say the same, but I am pretty sure you would be disappointed." "You-you are retarded." "Sorry, I have a phobia, where I get scared of ugliness." "You have no morals!" "Says the one whose only culture is bacteria." Then from the crowd someone shouted, "Burn bïtch."

Typing errors scattered through the text, words slurring together in a way that almost made me laugh. Subject: Hey, Nt sur how muuuch sense this wokl make, but had to… 8 mean, haad t write. Ben think aboyt… u. bout Satirday. Avout… us. Can’t get out of my head. So ssexy Maybe it’s thr drinks, mayybe is exhaustion, but your… diffrent. And want more. Not like… casually, but… I dunno. I want to see u again. Soon.

I asked him where he learnt these romantic quotes. He told me that i did not learn these and i just said it casually. He asked me why I was asking this. I told him because it was very cheap. When I said this then there was pin drop silence for a second and after that I started laughing. Brent was thinking that I said this seriously but I had done some humor with him.

I step two steps closer to him, “It's not like you to run your mouth when you know that you should shut the fuck up.” Then Summer comes up from behind, “Are you idiots making stupid jokes again?” “Why the fuck are you calling us idiots now?” Devan turns around as he faces her. “Cause daddy said you two are worse idiots than Beavis and Butthead.” “What the fuck does your dad know about Beavis and butthead?” “You want me to call you Laurel and Hardy then?” I only but burst out in hysterical laughter, “No, I prefer the one before. Mat has his head up his butt half of the time as it is.”

“Go on and laugh all you want.” “I am not laughing at you,” Caro said. “I was just laughing at the kind of mindset your sugar daddy had.”

A/N "Don't kid yourself" would be a great slogan for a condom company ;) Anyways enjoy :)💖 Sahana P.O.V. (Back when they exited the cafe in the morning) "Oh my god, did you see the look on his face!! Ahaha" I laughed. Cassia joined with me, "Yeah haha, he looked hilarious!!" But for some reason, Sami wasn't having it. "Guys, it wasn't that funny. It was immature of you to make him pay for all our meals, Sahana."

" Ha ha ha ha ha hahaha! " Sumit was laughing like a maniac and Vihaan was seated in front of with a pouty mouth and extremely annoyed face. Sumit forgot that they both were seated in the college canteen and how he was laughing at that Time, it gasped everyone's attention.

“Prepare me Sathe…if you don’t, I won’t be able to take something as big as your c*ck.” |-_-| /-_-\ |-_-|

Jubilating. "Hail Satan!" Zaphon shouted on top of his voice. "Hail Satan, hail Satan!"

“If I choose the job, I obviously can’t go back to my mom, though?” It took her few seconds before she sighed. “Yeah, it makes sense. Sorry, I got it from p*******t and thought it was a cool quote.” I bite my lip to stop myself from laughing. But failed miserably as she made an eye contact with me. I cracked up to the point she throws the sofa cushion right onto my face. “Shut up.” “It’s a cool quote, though.” “Fuck off.”