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“Then tell me why the hell you think I find you unattractive?” “I find me unattractive. ” “You need laser surgery.” “Scott!” “Don't you dare 'Scott' me.” He was genuinely mad, she thought as she watched his eyes. He continued his tirade, “Lemme ask you this?” “Okay.” “Do you have a tail growing out of your anus?” A second later, she burst into laughter. “Scott?” He leaned back up, away from her and said with a bitter twist to his mouth. “Yes. Laugh. Laugh all you want. A man's misery is funny to you. Why not?”

Miss Fatima asked them. Instead of answering Miss Fatima's question, the two persons continue on laughing at each other. Miss Fatima still can nit get why the two of them are laughing so hard. It looks like they saw something very funny on her phone. Miss Fatima suddenly gets her from the hand of Sandro who is still laughing so hard, so as Sarah. She looks at the screen of her phone and trying to search for what makes them laugh. Minutes passed but Miss Fatima still can not find what makes Sandro and Sarah laugh so loud.

I’m a Summers witty comebacks are in my DNA. “You really can’t think of a better insult. I told you before, true or false being a lesbian isn’t an insult. Even if I did swing that way, I told you I wouldn’t touch you with a ten-foot pole. So why are you and your gaggle of plastic cunts giddy this early in the morning?” I arched my brow, eyeing each of them.

I glanced at Conan and evidently the guy was less than happy seeing his baby sister mollycoddling a guy other than him . " But I'm done " I announced then turning around the spectating crowd , I smiled " what ? What are you all laughing at ? Haven't you met one or two assholes in your life ? Atleast my brains don't grow in my knees . You all can laugh all you want but the one who's running for a Salutotorian is me , the one who got a free ride at Columbia university is me, the one who will be rich and successful will also be me ! Being dumped by a guy just because I'm fat isn't going to define me ; my hard work will , and you know what instead of joining in the fun

Quinn snickers and puts it in the cart. “What’s so funny?” “Come on,” she says, holding up the carrot. “What?” She hikes up an eyebrow. “Do you have to be a serious fuddy-duddy all the time now that you’re a doctor?” “Fuddy-duddy?” “Yeah, a fuddy-duddy.” “I’ve never heard an adult say that.” She rolls her eyes. “Well, you are one. You can’t say you didn’t think the same thing I did when you saw that deformed carrot.”

I mean look at me. " You totally got us there for a sec " Shawn said and chuckled " I'm serious guys " I said getting pissed " Dude stop the joke, doesn't sound funny coming from you. You are a ladies bro, you are a legend dude " kelvin said. " I look up to you ! " Curt said and drank from his can of beer. " Why aren't you laughing ? " Curt asked Cole. " Because I actually don't see what's funny " he answered honestly. I don't see what's funny about what I said too, I mean I love someone.

“Sigh. Well, if death isn’t what you’re scared of, then I guess I won’t kill you. Death is only a satisfactory threat for cowards, because they at least die many times before their death.” Saul had almost no inkling what Javier meant. “F*ck my life. I just had to be captured by some jobless Shakespeare major. Just kill me or torture me or whatever, I beg of thee! Don’t make me go to sleep so soon after your recital!” Saul moaned. “Though if you really wanna perform, try moaning and squealing and screaming like b*tches when they’re horny and getting f*cked by my rock-hard d*ck. I sure love me the chorus of women orgasming—now that’s f*cking poetry! Haha, ‘f*cking’ poetry, get it?!”

She coughed and wheezed into her napkin while Sandra gave them both looks of bewilderment. “Well, that’s one way to put it,” Sophia said ruefully. “And it mirrors what James himself has said. I believe his exact words were ‘fuck normal.’” “I always knew he was a smart man,” Sandra said in a smug tone that matched her expression. “It’s just so funny to hear you dropping F-bombs,” Karla said, still laughing. “Not that you haven’t before. It’s just not your normal MO.” Sandra rolled her eyes. “I swear you two seem to think I’m some Miss Goody Two Shoes.”

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

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