Seriously Funny Jokes Novels & Stories

She chuckled and then broke into delighted laughter. He grinned. “You get that I’m joking?” “Well, of course you’re joking. Vomity ones.” She laughed again. “Too funny.” “Most people don’t get my jokes. Say they’re inappropriate.” He finger-quoted inappropriate. “Are they idiots?” “Arguably.” She laughed again. “A woman who gets my jokes…” His pleased little grin turned into a broad smile. “Can I buy you a coffee sometime? Or a jet?” “A jet?” She laughed until her stomach ached and she had to bend over with her hands on both knees to catch her breath. “You’re killing me.”

Then Kidd exploded into laughter, slapping Kieran's shoulder hard enough to make the car swerve slightly. "Stop it! I'm driving, asshole!" Kidd stopped slapping but started poking his brother's cheek instead, giggling as he repeated, "Tay-GRRR!" Sera finally let herself laugh-really laugh, her chest loosening for the first time all day. It wasn't the jokes that were funny-it was them, their easy chaos cutting through the weight that usually sat on her shoulders. "You're cracking up, Sera!" Kidd turned to her, grinning. "Got any jokes of your own?"

He couldn't be serious. "We're here." Zee squeezed my hand again. "We're just going inside to eat; it's not like the man's just going to pop out and drive a knife into our hearts." What is wrong with this girl. We were literally dying of laughter, one that was very much needed. "I can't with these your jokes." She was the funniest.

“Hey, no brooding. This is an adventure, not a prison sentence. Let me distract you.” She turned to him, her expression wary. “What are you going to do? Tell me one of your terrible jokes?” “You wound me,” he said, clutching his chest dramatically. “But yes. Absolutely.” He cleared his throat, adopting a serious tone. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other?” Riele blinked, momentarily thrown off. “Why?” “Because they don’t have the guts.” The joke was terrible. Absolutely awful. But Riele burst into laughter anyway, the tension in her chest breaking apart with each giggle. Jay grinned, triumphant, as if her joy were his greatest victory.

he apologized. I began laughing hysterically. I couldn’t stop myself from laughing with tears running down my face. “You have to calm down, please. You promised to understand.” “You are not a good joke, Nathan; I have always told you this. Don’t even dream of becoming a comedian,” I laughed, holding my tummy. “I’m serious,” he declared. I stopped laughing abruptly. “Serious?!” I snapped, swatting his system off the desk. “How can you tell me you are serious?” I groaned and flung the chair I sat on earlier against the wall.

Leaning on the counter, Jessie replied, "Find him a girlfriend. He can cook and make out at the same time. Problem solved." Ronny burst out laughing so hard his stomach hurt. "Jessie, that's hilarious! I'm definitely trying that next time." Jack couldn't help but laugh too when he saw Jessie laughing. Harry's eyes narrowed with amusement. "No one does deadpan humor like Jessie. She says it with a straight face but it's pure comedy gold." "I was being serious," Jessie said with mock seriousness. Ronny laughed even harder, shaking from head to toe with the garlic still in his hand.

What kind of bitter joke was that? "Are y-you s-serious, sir?" Her voice barely came out, her eyes full of deep perplexity didn't leave her boss for a moment. Him? Such an attractive man, asking her for a date? A nervous laugh escaped Emma's dry lips, it must have all been a joke, Leonardo liked to play pranks on her, she was sure that this was another one of the many he had played on her in such a short time. "What are you laughing at, Emma?"

Then he laughs. Not a polite chuckle. A full, head-thrown-back, shoulders-shaking, I-can’t-breathe laugh that echoes off the walls like a madman who just heard the best joke of his life. I sit there clutching my fake notes, smile frozen, brain buffering. His craziness is pretty serious.

I mean look at me. " You totally got us there for a sec " Shawn said and chuckled " I'm serious guys " I said getting pissed " Dude stop the joke, doesn't sound funny coming from you. You are a ladies bro, you are a legend dude " kelvin said. " I look up to you ! " Curt said and drank from his can of beer. " Why aren't you laughing ? " Curt asked Cole. " Because I actually don't see what's funny " he answered honestly. I don't see what's funny about what I said too, I mean I love someone.

Ronan asked sera to lift her mood. " Yeah," was her low reply. " Okay, so why eggs, don't tell each other jokes?" he asked her and I listened to them carefully with a jaw breaking smile gracing on my lips. " Why?" Sera asked, as confused as I was. " Because they would crack each other up!" he replied with a small laugh of his own which wasn't as rare now a day because he laughed lightly around Sera all the time. " Hehe," Sera started to laugh out loud, and then she said, " Hey, dad I got a joke for you too," She told him excitedly, " How do you get a squirrel to like you?" she asked her entire face lit up with humor.