Seriously Funny Jokes Novels & Stories

he said confidently. “Okay we shall see about that” I said. “You know why I like you?” he asked and pointing at me. “No I don’t, make me know” I replied. “Because you like joking” he said. “Oh really, so you think I am joking?” I said. “Of course you are because I can tell from your face” he said and began to laugh that we all joined him. “Even if I laugh I am dead serious about it” I said. “Get lost, just continue doing your thing” he said.​

That simple statement stayed with me. Because it was true. Life had become serious. Everything felt serious. Work. Money. Relationships. Responsibilities. Sometimes I forgot what it felt like to laugh simply because something was funny. Inside, the club was packed. People filled every table. The room buzzed with excitement. The smell of food and drinks mixed with the sound of conversation and laughter. The energy was contagious. Within minutes, I felt myself relaxing all over again. The comedians were fantastic. Some jokes were clever.

"What kind of joke is that?" asked Serah in a wry face. "Is that an effect of pregnancy?" Feya asked sarcastically. The two burst in laughs and even managed to give high fives to each other. "Okay fine, we won't ruin your trip. Just tell us, it's a prank!" Serah said in tears of joy. I rolled my eyes at them and got my phone out. They continued laughing while I am busy with my phone. "Tell us the truth, Jandie. Share it to us even if you don't know the man. We just want to know the truth," Feya said.

Jersey and I fall into her apartment, laughing about very stupid jokes after another. “Oh my God I cannot believe you have not watched a series as good as Good girls.” Jersey says in exaggeration, faking an appalled expression and I burst out laughing. “Movies are not exactly my thing.” I tell Jersey and she looks at me like I could not be anymore possibly serious. “Then what do you do for fun?” Jersey asks me as she sets me down onto her couch. “Make yourself comfortable Ma'am.” Jersey says with a silly, stupid bow and I chuckle at her mischeive.

“You are that missing daughter. You are the lost Heiress the company has been looking for over the years. I was able to find you through my thorough investiga…...” Now, this is the stupidest joke I've heard recently. I shouldn't laugh but I couldn't help it. I didn't let him finish before I interrupted him with my laughter. As though I wasn't the one who laughed just now, I suddenly furrowed my brows at him. “How could you come up with a joke like this with all that seriousness on your face?

“That’s not funny.” “I’m serious,” he said.

"You have no idea–I was just joking around, but those disgusting guys went crazy asking me for your contact." The old me would have already been crying, asking her how she could do this to me, voice breaking. Not this me. My teeth clenched so hard they hurt. My whole body trembled with anger. I snatched the flyer out of her hand and slapped her across the face. Tara screamed, clutching her cheek in disbelief. "You hit me? I treat you like my best friend, and you can't even take a joke anymore?" Best friend? I let out a cold laugh.

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”

It wasn't that the joke was particularly funny, but the contrast between his serious expression and the lighthearted nature of the joke was just too much for me to handle. As my laughter grew louder and more uncontrollable, Aiden finally looked over at me with a confused expression. "What's so funny?" he asked pretending not to know what he had done. I took a deep breath, trying to calm myself down enough to speak. "It's just...the way you told the joke," I said, still chuckling a bit. "It's like you were delivering a death sentence. So serious." Aiden's fake confusion turned to amusement like he was just realizing what I was getting at. "Oh, I see," he said, grinning. "I guess I do tend to

“Don’t you mean fangtastic?” “I most assuredly do not.” His face was now stern. I rolled my eyes. “OK, got it. Dick jokes are OK but vampire jokes are not. Touchy much?” His mouth was drawn in a thin line “Funny jokes are acceptable. Others should be met with the derision they deserve.” There was a pregnant pause and all silly jokes and puns rushed out of my head, so I settled for rolling my eyes at him as I jumped off the bar stool instead. “Do you have anyone you need to let know you’ll be away?” he asked