Short Comedy Quotes

Sequel to Xara: His unwanted, beautiful bride Elon didn't have much luck with women. It wasn't because he wasn't good-looking, rich, or charming. That wasn't the reason. Most of the women he dated or had a short romantic relationship with saw him only as a friend, no matter how much effort he put into impressing them. Everybody except one woman, Ida Moore, has always had a strong attraction to him. However, this attraction has never been mutual, and Ida has always harbored these feelings alone. What will happen when Elon, in a lighthearted endeavor, chooses to become an incognito aficionado of Ida, only to find himself unexpectedly smitten with her?

Rai is a playboy. Because of that, he was cursed by a goddess – he was turned into a girl! To break the curse, he has to make a guy fall for him. But, how will he make a guy fall for him if it were only girls he made fall for him? And, what will happen if the guy that he will make falls for him actually knows that he's also a guy, and not a girl?

Hopelyn Reeniee is a gold digger that doesn't digs, why? Because she's gold of herself. She is hated, loathed, and vanished but will do everything just to get the man she wants Joseph Alejandros. She will kneeld, beg and give her body. Even that she knows that he loves someone else and she's just a part of his wicked plan to get the girl he truly loves. But, how can it be if she found out that the man she love makes the girl of his dreams pregnant? And, when she found out that she's pregnant too! Can she still hold on for the sake of her efforts and sacrifices, especially now that she is pregnant? Or, she will let go in the name of unselfish love knowing he doesn't love her?

Siya yung tipo ng babae na exaggerated mag-isip. Sobrang layo ang nararating ng utak niya, sweet at mabait pero may pagkatang* at childish nga lang siya. Yun ba'ng lagi nalang siya nasasabit sa gulo dahil sa pagiging down to the highest level niya'ng mag-isip. She's Amie Hera Madrigal. What if dahil sa katangahan nito ay makikilala niya ang hindi inaasahang tao? A man that might think every girls dream. Isa lang naman ito sa pinakasucessfull businessman. Nah, scartch that. Isang aroganteng tao. A man who hates stupid people the most. That man is King Alexander Jauqez, a boss from hell. He is worst than a control freaking dictator. He is the saboteur of office romance, and no one ever dare to obey him. May pag-asa kaya na magkasundo silang dalawa? Ngayon pa at parehas nilang kailangan ang isa't isa o mauuwi ito sa walang hangganang bangayan? May pag-asa ba na mabuo ang salitang "Love"? Is there really a happy ending in every story? Or not every story has one?

“ SOMETIMES THINGS THAT HURTS YOU MOST, TEACHES YOU THE GREATEST LESSON” Llewela Furiae Furiae is a hard headed woman, she's soft for those people who know her very well but for some she is cold and not approachable Short temper, party girl and a black sheep that's what everyone called her. But, to her Best friend Deana she's just a little girl who needs genuine love and care. When her Best friend died her life turned upside down, she become the person she doesn't want to be, Devoured by anger she promised that she will find the culprit. Her Mission started, She become the students of A professor Named McKenzie A guy who teaches her a valuable lesson and make her fall in love. Will she still find the Culprit? Or she will surrender everything just for love?

Incompatible. This is how one can describe the relationship of Victorino and Prescilla. First, as neighbors, second as friends, and third, as lovers. Two rival feelings and one unpredictable fate lead to the union of two different hearts. But this is not how fate works, it plays with people most of the time. Incompatibility made Victor and Prescilla together, their being different will also lead them to separation.

Dominic Pendragon, a ruthless mafia rules the city’s darkest empire with an iron fist—feared, ruthless, and untouchable. Love has no place in his world... until Matteo Rossi crashes in like a storm. Matteo’s street-smart, scarred by a past he can’t escape, and desperate to survive. When a botched scam puts him in Dominic’s sights, he expects death—but instead, Dominic offers him a dangerous deal. Drawn together by pain and secrets, these two men from opposite worlds share a fiery connection neither can deny. But trust is a luxury they can’t afford—and betrayal lurks in the shadows. As rival gangs close in and their hidden pasts unravel, Dominic and Matteo must choose: fight for a love that could destroy them... or burn everything to ashes. can they? Enemies. Lovers. Survivors. This is a story of power, passion, and a love forged in fire. #BL #MafiaLove #EnemiesToLovers #DarkRomance #ForbiddenLove #Angst #SecretPast #PowerAndObsession

Pangarap ni Farrah Paraiso na ikasal sa kaniyang nobyo pero natuklasan niya na walong taon na siyang kasal sa kinaiinisang lalaki noong college, si Damon Punongbakal. Hindi niya inaasahan na ang kasal-kasalan nila dahil sa kalasingan ay naging totohanan. Minabuti niyang hanapin ang lalaki upang solusyonan ang problema, ngunit paano kung sa kanilang pagtatagpo ay ayaw na siyang pakawalan nito? Mahulog kaya ang loob ni Farrah kay Damon?

Amy's parents died in an accident after that her uncle was the only one who can be called as her family, one and only family. She was living happily with her uncle. Until... On the day of her graduation her uncle died due to some unknown reason most likely a murder. She was devastated and needed a support from someone so she rushed over to see her boyfriend hoped that he would console her. But who knew was having an affair with someone else. All this made her heart broken which lead her to run from that hellish place which only showed her weak self. Her likely to be aunt and late uncle's girlfriend was the only one who was with her and took her to Egypt ,where her late uncle worked. She went there to investigate his uncles death ,but little did she knew that a Mummy was waiting for her arrival to set him free from his curse. One day she was kidnapped and was brought to the basement of the museum . She was told to break that seal by force. Without having any choice she does the same as they ordered . The Mummy gets freed and make her the host of the new world. One is from the past and the other is from the present. Will they be able to form a great future. This is my first book and is truly fictional . Your reviews are like a gem to me.

⚠️Warning⚠️ MATURED CONTENT‼️ "I never regret loving you" Anthony Dale Villaflor is one of the notorious playboy in town. He loves playing around with women. He loves aggressive women who can satisfy him in bed. Pero nang makilala niya si Maria Clara Dizon- ang secretary ng pinsan niya. Nagbago bigla ang taste niya sa babae. Clara is an exact example of a real Maria Clara of the new generation. Anthony believes in love despite being a playboy. He is only waiting for the woman who will capture his heart. When one unforgettable night happened between him and Clara. He already knew, he finally found the one. Naging maayos ang agos ng relasyon nila. He got her pregnant and got married. Ngunit ang masayang pagsasama ay biglang nanlamig. They lost their first baby. Nagbago ang lahat. Maging siya ay hindi na rin kilala ang sarili. He was totally depressed for losing their baby. May dapat bang sisihin? Si Clara o siya? Until Clara left and realization hit him. Sa muli nilang pagkikita, may pag-asa pa bang mabuo ang nawasak na pagsasama. May lakas ba siya ng loob para bitawan ang mga katagang "Make Me Yours Again" kung kapwa na silang may pananagutan.