Short Comedy Quotes

Devyn Eunice Dawson Ang Inosenteng Babae na Maraming Kalokohan Sa Buhay. Voughn Zimmerman a handsome and heartless man. Palagi na lang itong galit. kaya ang mga nagkaka gusto dito na babae ay hanggang tingin lamang sila kay Vaughn Dahil nakakatakot itong lapitan. Abangan ang mangyayari sa buhay nila Devyn At Voughn.

~Did she cut her wedding gown off? What the heck! How could she turn it to that? ~ ~ What's going on with her? Why is she in sneakers? ~ ~What's she holding behind her ~ My ears listened to their whispers as I stood at the doorstep about to enter the hall. My gaze fell on my soon-to-be husband waiting for me by the alter and I chuckled remembering everything. Well, yes, I shortened my most beautiful wedding gown to a short gown that reaches above my knees and also on sneakers instead of heels, but then, this feeling is different; I've never felt this way my entire life. I'm supposed to be feeling rage boiling through my veins, anger, fury, accompanied with pains, and screams but that's not the case. Right now, I'm feeling super excited. Without delaying it any longer, I revealed the KRISS Vector gun I had been hiding behind me, and their facial expressions were joy-giving. I burst into laughter before releasing the fire on them. Wondering the kind of bride I am? I am Elora, the bride who went on a killing spree on her wedding day.

[𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 4] She had a one-night-stand with a stranger after she caught her boyfriend cheating with her own half-sister. After two years... Her family business fall into bankruptcy. To save their family's company, her father arrange a marriage for her, to a grandson of his best friend—LV Rutherford. A rumor cold, playboy and ruthless billionaire. LV Rutherford faced with familial pressure to marry his ex-girlfriend but his hearts belong to a woman he bedded two years ago that's why he had to enter into a contractual marriage with Zaharah Rosemaxine Sevilla. What if LV found out that the woman he bedded two years ago is his wife? Will he let her go? Or Zaharah Rosemaxine Sevilla become forever wife of LV RUTHERFORD?

"Maybe it is true that there is always one who will get to you-that person with a special something that will let him sneak under your defenses." Lily feels there is no escape from the dark world she inhabits. At hindi na rin niya gustong makawala mula roon. And just as long as she relies only on herself, she knows she would be okay. Isa lang ang pakay ni James sa pagpipilit na makalapit kay Lily-ang gantihan ang babae sa ginawa nito sa kanyang kapatid. But as he tries to get under the woman's skin, he realizes the danger he is putting himself in-danger that is more emotional than physical. Because slowly, he finds he is being seduce to join her in the dark world she lives in. The Red room. Lust,love and pain- those are what Lily and James both share. And it seems neither of them wants to escape from that-just as long as they are both in on it.

Is it possible for a Man to get pregnant? "Warren Hell Loid," a succesful man at the age of 21, when suddenly his one and only brother took away everything, leaving him with nothing and got kick out of to their House. He was trying to think of the things that can make him go back to his original life in the bar, where he met, "Dionne Westly Ferrer," a Play Woman who keep flirting at him, only for him in the end to get one night stand with her. The only difference is that Warren is the one who run away from her. Few weeks ago, Warren feels that everything is changing out of his body that his friends had to get him in the doctor where the Doctor say, "Congratulations, Mr. Warren. You're seven weeks pregnant."

Aynna Rivero is a jobless woman. She is looking for a job that can give her a big salary, but because she did not graduate with degree it's impossible to happen. Her friend help her to get a job but the problem is they are looking for a butler! She need money and job. Is she will accept it or find again?

[𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 3] Marga's marriage is a failure. She was accused cheating; Her husband divorced her. She endured embarrassment, sexual abused and abandoned by those she treated family. She run away carrying her ex-husband's twins. Makalipas ang limang taon, bumalik siya sa Pilipinas kasama ang nag-iisang anak. Ngunit sadyang mapaglaro ang tadhana. Her daughter she thought was dead is alive! Paano kung ang kambal ay gumawa ng paraan para magkabalikan sila ng dating asawa? Will she give the ever-cold, playboy, ruthless and billionaire Lance Javier a second chance? Or she will choose to marry Ailancer Kit Javier Pendilton?

Para mabuhay ang mga batang tinuturing na niyang kapatid. Nag-apply si Petra ng trabaho sa isang malaking kompanya. Nakuha siyang assistant ng arogante at mapaglarong CEO na si Joshua. Maayos naman ang lahat sa trabaho, kahit na minsan ay gusto niyang pilipitin ang leeg ng loko-loko niyang amo. Hanggang sa isang araw, ang pinakatago-tago niyang sikreto ay nabunyag. Dahilan para masisante siya sa trabaho at mawala sa buhay ng binatang amo na nagkaroon na ng parte sa kaniyang puso.

Ken Zanders is the Civil engineering student and dean's lister of Xavier University but he is weirdo and introverted; he is often the subject of pranks and bully of his classmates and mostly the team of Nico, the Alpha team. While Julie, his childhood friend and classmate, always defends him against bullies. In the first time, Ken falls in love when he met the lady named Irish, the famous vlogger in the campus. That time when they are in relationships, Irish has changed him completely by his hygiene and conducts. Everyone surprises for his new version and transformation. Although, Ken was broken after he was cheated by Irish. On the other note, Julie secretly admires Ken and she wrote their Childhood's reminiscence until they have grown up. That time during the submission of the lectures, Julie unfortunately submitted her diary without knowing Ken read her diary. Whose love will win? Will it be a love at first sight? Or a love from Childhood?

TRENDING: Ang panget na si Yolly Peralta, nabuntis ng Campus Heartthrob na si Andy Pagdatu! Miserable ang buhay ni Yolly sa Sanchi College dahil laging tampulan ng tukso ang kanyang kapangitan. Pero dahil sa isang selfie, napalapit siya sa campus heartthrob na si Andy Pagdatu at naging kaibigan pa ito. Naging close pa sila sa close. Pero paano kung isang gabing ay malasing sila? Tapos magbubunga ang isang gabing karupukan ng dalawang linya sa pregnancy test kit at si Andy raw ang ama? Matatanggap kaya ni Andy na nakabuntis siya ng pangit? At ang tanong, totoo nga kaya na buntis si Yolly?