Diego De Luna, Over My Dead Body
"Bawal mo na sabihin ito kahit na sa katabi mo, Bryce. Masasaktan ang babeng ito at kung mamalasin, ay baka patayin namin."
What the actual fuck is happening?
"What are you talking about? Are you fucking insane?" I hissed, feeling shit about this. It's likely a scam. Bloody hell, who knows? I've been getting many scam calls lately, and it's really frustrating.
"Get lost, you fucking scammer. Go to fucking hell, and don't you dare call me back. Because if you do, I swear I will cut your effing heads-"
"Ano ba! Bitawan n'yo ako! What did you do to my driver? Ibalik n'yo ako sa simbahan! Mga walanghiya kayo!"