Short Tagalog Jokes Novels & Stories

Wala sa sariling nakisabay ako sa pagtawa niya. “Why are you laughing?” Natatawa-tawa pa rin na tanong niya. “I don't know. HAHAHAHAHAHA why are you laughing?” Tanong ko pabalik. Tumahimik kaming pareho. 1... 2... 3... “BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA loko ka talaga, Elle.”

He made me laugh, a genuine, bubbling sound that felt good after the fear. “Your turn,” he challenged, when he finished. “Tell me a joke. Something to keep the darkness at bay.” I thought for a moment. “Okay, okay… What do you call a fake noodle?” He raised an eyebrow, a slight smile playing on his lips. “What?” “An impasta!” I delivered the punchline with a flourish, and he actually laughed, a deep, booming sound that warmed the room. “Alright, alright, that was a good one, for a rookie,” he teased. “My turn. Why did the scarecrow win an award?”

"Okay, okay, ito na. Ano ang sinabi ng bato sa tubig?" Napaisip si Thalia. "Hmm... ano?" "Wag mo akong basain, hindi pa ako handa!’" sabay tawa ni Nathan sa sarili niyang joke. Napailing si Thalia, pero hindi niya napigilang matawa rin. "Ano ba ‘yan, Nathan! Ang babaw talaga ng jokes mo." "Hoy, bawal manghusga! Pang-matalino ‘yung joke ko, hindi mo lang na-appreciate agad," sagot ni Nathan na kunwari’y nagtatampo.

Could he be a scammer? : Kakaiba ka, hindi ako makapaniwala na makakaramdam ako ng ganito. (You're different, I couldn't believe I could feel this way.) I am shocked that he can speak Tagalog. I didn't think I could talk to anyone else who was good at Tagalog except Fritz, Ev, and my parents. : Are you Filipino? You can speak Tagalog... A few minutes passed without anyone replying so I just put my phone down again and closed my eyes.

["Oh? Nasaan ka apo?" ["Nasa mall po, La. Si lolo po ba nandiyan?"] Tanong ko. ["Ha? Ah eh wala eh, alam mo naman ang lolo mo, busy, masyadong mahal ang trabaho."] Inilapag ni lola saglit ang phone niya tapos kinuha ulit, ["Ay siya apo, busy ka yata. Mag-enjoy ka diyan kasama ang mga classmate mo."] Tumingin ako sa paligid ko at nakakita ng isang maliit na portal, nandoon si lola at kumakaway. ["Nako, kayo talaga, La. Hahaha!"]

Assumera na kung assumera pero hindi talaga ako natatahimik kapag hindi ko nakukuha ang sagot na gusto ko. I saw how his jaw dropped then smiled. "Same Mary" bulong niya kaya napakunot ang noo ko "What?" "I said Holy Mary. It's not what you think. Loko-loko lang si Marc" Sinali pa talaga sa usapan si Mama Mary. Pero napahiya ako ron ah "Ah, abswelto ka na sa joke mo. Quits na tayo" this time siya naman ang napakunot ang noo.

malamyang sagot ng iba. Bigla tuloy napakunot ang noo ni Teacher Fernando at matalim kaming tinignan. “I don’t like your tones! I already said not to slack off you greenhorns! Are you all dumb, stupid, or plain dumb!? Now, do you all understand!” I blinked multiple times. “Yes Teacher Fernando!” all of us intensely responded at same time. Wow grabe naman, talagang inulit pa yung salitang dumb ng dalwang beses. I can’t help but to shiver silently.

He stared at me and smiled, “Oh, sorry, I wanted to wipe your sweat away.” I could hear a girl sqeualing deom behind us as shewhisper to her friend, “Awe,tingnan mo yung ginawa ng poging lalaki sa girlfriend nya! Sana all!” She said in tagalog which doesn’t help as Ajax couldn’t understand it. Translation: (“Awe, look at the handsome guy and what he did to his girlfriend! hope all!) “Tsk, magbre-break rin yan!” Replied her friend.

"Will you marry me?" "Yes, Monsour," she replied tremulously. "I love you, my darling little fraud," he whispered passionately. "I love you, too, my certified ex-womanhater!" Sa labas, biglang may naghiyawan. "Mabuhay ang mga bagong kasal!" "Mabuhey!" Nangingibabaw ang slang na pananalita ni Jake. "There goes our future neighbor," anas ni Monsour. Sabay pa silang napangiti. At sabay ring napatawa. WAKAS

"Thank you, Coach!" The moment Coach Catherine turned around... Pak! Pak! Pak! Three different towels landed on Justin's head. "Aray! Tangina!" Elijah clicked his tongue."Bobo ka kasi." Aaron covered his face, trying not to laugh. "Konting preno naman sa bibig, bro." Even Matt sighed."Mga inside jokes niyo... ipapahamak tayo balang araw." The rest of the team laughed while packing their things.