Short Tagalog Jokes Novels & Stories

Kuya Welch: Oh, bawal umiyak, kinasal lang si Louvier hindi namatay HAHAHA. Enjoy reading, and please leave some comments and pa-vote na rin😊

"No. Alam mo? Mabuti pa iinom mo nalang muna 'yang init ng ulo mo ngayon. I'm sure you will like this coco juice they have here." Pagkasabi ko dun, I frowned when everyone around me except Mr. Del Fuero laughed at me, na para bang may nakakatawa akong sinabi. "Coco juice daw?" Pang-aasar na tanong ng isa sa mga kasamahan nito saka agad ng humalakhak ang mga ito, causing me to look at them with confused look. I wonder what got these men laugh like this.

I dialed my best friend's number. ["Miss mo ako?"] Sabi ko na tamang desisyon na tawagan ko siya. Tingnan mo, ngayon palang napapatawa na ako ng jokes niya, Tsk. "Miss ko lang yung libre mo. Busy ka?" ["Nasa kampo ako, bakit may problema ba?"] "Ah wala naman, tinatanong ko lang nangangamusta ganun." ["Hindi ako busy. Pupuntahan kita."]

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

reduced his feeling of reading the awkwardness of friends. Pepeng Masarap😂😂 Jusko! It's great to find an office here! Pepeng Maliit😂😂 Well, chiiiill lang is meee😂 Pepeng Malaki😂😂 Guuuuyss andaming pogii ditoo😅😅 He just laughed as he typed. Pepeng Kulot😂😂 There are pogii here too! I'm still next to isaaaa😍😍

Odell Lumaban: Haha gago14 Danica Garcia: Tanga15 Felicity Bautista: OY OY OY OY OY OY Felicity Bautista: You forgot tarantado16 Naia Baniaga: I’m dead at this convo Odell Lumaban: Well the joke’s dead now, airps. Are you happy with yourself? Naia Baniaga: F you Zoe Torres: Maingay17 Felicity Bautista: Opo18 ma’am Logan dela Vega: Heard that? That’s the sound of victory Zoe Torres: You’re still fucking stupid, Logan Odell Lumaban: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

“Let’s go, Jade. Wala naman tayong makukuha sa pakikipag-usap sa kanila.” Ngunit bago tuluyang lumakad, sumulyap pa si Jade sa tatlo, mabigat ang boses nang sambitin, “Tsk tsk. Wala na talagang aasahan ang Pilipinas sa mga kagaya ninyo.” Gio, na tila hindi makapigil sa sarili, tumalikod saglit at ngumisi. “Kagaya namin? Na ano? Mayayaman?”

"Oh, hi... Long time no see, Lucas. Kumusta ang kulungan?" Lucas rolled his eyes. "Ayun, kulungan pa rin." "Iiwan ko na po muna kayo," nakangiting tugon ni Jeina sa dalawa, bago muling binigyan ng masamang tingin ang nakatatandang kapatid, "Umayos ka nga, Kuya. Ang dugyot mo."

Wala akong masyadong ka-text o katawag at may free naman kaya bakit ko pahihirapan ang sarili? Good thing he was able to figure out my character in a few seconds, even earlier than I predicted. Ang akala ko ay aabutin pa ako ng ilang minuto at makakatanggap pa ng reklamo kung bakit hindi ko binabalik ang mensahe. Ford Khrysler Chua: Wala kang load? Jesiah Kate Amania: Kaya nga nasa Messenger ako, 'di ba? Utak naman, Ford. I inserted a rolling eyes emoji.

mabilis kong tanggi at nilagok ang isang baso ng tubig. "What's so bad with my condition?" Napatawa ako ng very awkward at umiling-iling ng very awkward din dahil sa tanong niya. "I have plans and uhh, ayoko pa sanang matali," sagot ko. He grinned. "I just can't imagine that you're the crown princess when you talk like a barbarian." Nanglumbaba siya at mas lalo akong tinitigan. "Ahahahahaha," awkward akong natawa. "Was that a joke, your Majesty?"