Short Tagalog Jokes Novels & Stories

tab tu mujhe Mar Dena. Fab3, MaElena and Max are looking at him like he has grown a tail.. Cabir saw their faces and said.. Cab:Why are you looking at me like that.. Muk:kaise kaise I mean kaise yaar..Humesha tu aise bekar ki lame jokes kaise mar sakta hain.. Dhr:Yes yaar..it's better to listen jokes in Tamil than listening yours..jitna hum tamil sunke apne dimag ko karab karte hain..Utna hi Tere jokes sunke karte hain..

May manok ng tutuklaw, ako lang dapat. Joke lang! "Famous, girl. Hindi naman maganda!" Inartehan pa talaga niya. Ano bang pinaglalaban ng babae na ‘to? Hindi na ako nakapagpigil, ang dami siyang say, eh! Hindi ko naman hinihingi ang opinyon niya. "Pag inggit, pikit!" Pagpaparinig ko. Kung gawin ko kaya siyang sahog sa pancit, sa tingin ba niya nakakapagsalita pa siya?

He seriously said. Lahat yata kami ay nagpigil ng hininga. "And, I'm not fond of jokes, so..." He added. "Oh come on! Constantine! Your scaring my people.!" Natatawang inakbayan ni General si General Constantine. "Masyado ka namang seryoso!" "Nasa trabaho pa tayo, General Gaell." Tugon ng isa pang General at tinanggal ang kamay ni General mula sa balikat nito.

SIGAW KO AT PINUNASAN ANG DUGONG NASA LABI KO AT AGAD NA TUMAKBO PAPUNTANG ROOM NAMIN. _________________ RATED SPG TONG PART NA TOH! Zekkie "Party!party!!".sigaw ko sa bar namin hindi kami pumasok kase birthday ni seven kaya eto kami nagpapakasaya at nagwawalwal "Whoooohhhhhh".sigaw ni seven wala kaming unatupag kundi magcutting syempre maraming pera yung mga magulang ko kaya nakakapasa parin ako.Iba talaga ang nagagawa ng pera tsaka kahit anong ipabili ko ngayon din mabibili ko ganun ako kaspoiled aangal ka?!

"You have no idea–I was just joking around, but those disgusting guys went crazy asking me for your contact." The old me would have already been crying, asking her how she could do this to me, voice breaking. Not this me. My teeth clenched so hard they hurt. My whole body trembled with anger. I snatched the flyer out of her hand and slapped her across the face. Tara screamed, clutching her cheek in disbelief. "You hit me? I treat you like my best friend, and you can't even take a joke anymore?" Best friend? I let out a cold laugh.

She might get grumpy if she came here me gone. "Okay. But later." I agreed. [Yeah. Later. There are people inside my office right now. So... it's really later.] My forehead automatically wrinkled. Is there someone in his office? Who? I'm not allowed there then. They would wonder why I was there. Why didn't he say who they were? And what did he said? Only later? I laughed realised what he said. /////You might not get the joke here. it was a language conflict joke. its in tagalog. I can't do it/its not funny in pure english////

Mahina subalit may diin sa bawat katagang binanggit ko. Mas lalo pang nangunot ang kanyang noo matapos niyang maproseso sa kanyang utak ang lahat ng aking sinabi.Subalit maya-maya lang ay pagak na itong tumawa. "This is an Italian restaurant! So, ano ang ini-expect mo? Maghain sila ng Filipino dish at Delight Yoghurt drink?" Sarkastiko niyang saad na pawang pang-iinsulto ang naging dating saakin.

He smiled and even clapped when at some of the lame jokes my collegue tried to pull off. Tahimik lang akong nakamasid sa sulok, papasa na ‘kong estatwa sa ayos ko sa totoo lang. Can’t balme me though, pilit ko pa ring kinukumbinse ang sarili kong ‘di n’ya narinig ang kahihiyan na ginawa ko kanina. S***a, Gen. Kung sa bingo purong-puro ka na.

nakangisi n'yang wika saka mabilis na tinungga ang alak. "Wag mong i-bottoms up!" pag-pigil ko saka inagaw sa kan'ya ang bote. "Isalin nalang natin sa baso para hindi ganun kabigat sa'yo." wika ko na kinatawa n'ya. "Alam ko na. Maglaro nalang tayo. Paunahan tayong makahula ng commercial na lalabas sa tv. Kung sino ang unang makahula maaring magtanong. Dapat masagot naman 'to ng natalo at syempre iinom din s'ya ng isang bote ng alak. Pero 'pag hindi n'ya 'to nasagot sa loob ng limang segundo, iinom pa s'ya ng isa pang basong alak. Game?" wika n'ya na hindi ko naman sinagot.