South Park Linda Stotch Novels & Stories

"Oh my God, this skank even has a daughter?" "Skanks will always be skanks! She sure was good at hiding it!" "Who knew a skank like her could be so charming that the guys in the office had fallen head over heels for her, I seriously suspect that some of them had already been contaminated by this woman. Hey, you guys better run to the hospital to check for STD," Linda shouted mockingly. She was the one who hated Sabrina most, after Ruth.

“Not so fast, Lenny.” Charlie bit his leg hard and silent no barking to draw eyes or attention. Lenny yelped, thrashing. “What the fuck get off me!” I yanked my phone out, hitting record. “Talk, asshole—what’d you do to Linda years ago? Spill it!” Linda growled deep her voice, rough but fierce, breaking free. “Tell her, you piece of shit!” He squirmed, sweating. “Okay, okay I choked her! Tried to… you know, have her. Told her I’d kill her sister if she snitched now let me go!”

I'm dying to talk to someone else other than Hannah. Linda stands up straight. It looks like she is about to tell me something but stops when Dana and Bree walk past us towards the locker room. Bree talks animatedly, not even noticing us, while Dana squints her eyes at me like a cat ready to attack. Fear circles my mind, and I turn to Linda for support, gasping when I discover her watching me. Her eyes narrow on my face; they are wide with silent veiled curiosity. "I don't like Dana either," Linda says and returns to placing cheese on her sandwiches.

DANTE “Why do you think you’re about to spiral out of control?” Linda sat across from me, pen ready over her notepad, her bright blue eyes fixed on me like she could see straight into my head. For a second, I almost laughed. I never understood why someone like her chose this job—listening to people like me spill their mess and dirty secrets. She was pretty, put-together, mid-thirties, the kind of blonde you’d expect to have an easier life. One filled with light, not other people’s darkness.

The more Tina explained, the harder I laughed. “You really threw powder in her face?” I wheezed. “Yes!” Tina shouted proudly. “That psycho deserved worse.” “And Chloe hit her with a table.” Chloe looked horrified immediately. “It was a very small table.” “It still counts,” Tina laughed. “I don’t know, man… Linda is scary,” Chloe muttered, lowering her voice like she was afraid Linda might somehow hear her. “I swear, I think she might actually be a witch.” Tina immediately turned toward her with an annoyed look. “Oh my God, Chloe, enough. I told you already—stop being afraid of her. She’s not going to do anything. You’re acting like a total scaredy-cat.”

Linda, with her characteristic enthusiasm, took control of the remote, flipping through channels until she found a favorite show. As the drama on the screen intensified, I found myself drawn to the palpable tension between Linda and Christine. Their furtive glances and hushed whispers hinted at a secret they were desperately trying to conceal. Finally, unable to ignore the elephant in the room, I decided to confront them head-on. "I've noticed the way you two keep exchanging glances," I remarked, my voice cutting through the tense silence. "Is there something else going on besides Chester's disappearance?" Linda's gaze fell to her abdomen, her hand instinctively resting on her swollen belly.

Linda was happy prepared to start her investigation on doctor Bobby. She had always liked the man, looking up to him like a real idol, she was hoping to grow up to be like him in the field, but after she heard from her best friend in the field all those years ago about him, which led her to leaving the Great hands hospital, to look for work, In a different state, just to save her head from the little she knows, Linda started to hate on the doctor.

Maris asked. "Not yet." Linda replied, still pressing the screeching bat. "Don't you guys get it?" Maris banged her fists on the rods. "The devil isn't to be trusted. He'd just use you and demand for greater things. Use your head, dumbo!" "Silence!" Linda burst the bat and threw it at Maris. Maris ducked and it hit Lucy in the face. With that, Linda walked out of the dungeon and slammed the huge door shut.

"It's okay. Everything's fine. You just surprised us, that's all." "Really? You scared me half to death!" she exclaimed. "I'm not used to seeing strangers around you, Tabitha." Linda laughed, and her chest and stomach were shooking. Her face had a genuine smile when she turned to Keith and held her hand to the man. "I'm Linda Jones, friend, and owner of this place. I'm so glad Tabitha lives here, and I'm not lonely anymore. Keith shooking Linda's hand and then looked at Linda, and he was mesmerized by her size and how friendly she was.

Melvin, Samuel, Zachary, and Kenneth—they're all your brave warriors. "Honestly, I hate women like you. When I was in school, I saw too many bitches like you." Mockery and disdain were written all over Linda's face. Joey was about to speak when the office door was pushed open. Zachary stood by the door, exuding a chilly air. Stacy stood by the door, a bit worried that Joey might scold her for not stopping Zachary. Linda looked at Zachary. Sensing the terrifying gaze from him, she immediately stood up, her stance weakening.