Stupid Funny Novels & Stories

Brendon's smug expression, I knew that even she was well aware of it. Jones reluctantly stood up as he turned a few pages of the book in front. "Well, the title of the book is 'What stupid part of the stupid mistake made the God of stupidity stupid?'". Few people laughed at the back. "Oh how interesting, please keep going Mr. Wilson." Ms. Brendon announced. "W-well, the story is about a stupid king who was u-uh stupid enough to do an s-stupid mistake which was one of the stupidest things a stupid person could ever do."

You're also a mess talking to hubby. "Why does it seem like it's my fault, you're the one to explain?" "I'm not stupid to explain, you're just STUPID!" He said with emphasis. "You are STUPID!" I shouted and emphasized the word stupid, who is he to call me stupid huh?! "You're more STUPID!" Well, you want something like that huh, you thought I didn't know anything about that Ken, you're wrong because when it comes to that I'm good. "You mother f*cker!"

Zack’s literally the most stupid friend I ever had. When I told him that what I meant was what kind of design so his stupid brain cells can understand what I was trying to imply. He then confidently said that it's a 'traditional house' with an overly proud smirk on his lips. I badly wanted to erase that by punching him in the face. But I just smiled sarcastically and composed myself.

She feels horrible like her heart is ripped right out. She walks over to the couch and takes a seat, where she brings out her phone and calls the only person that can understand. "Hey," Cassie's voice comes up after seconds of ringing. "I am so stupid, so fucking stupid," Cara mutters as she cleans her tears. "Shhh," Cassie coos, "What happened?" "I did something stupid like I always do." "There's nothing stupid you can do that will be..." Cara interrupts as she speaks on something that is bugging her the most, " I saw them kissing."

The very notion repeats itself in my mind ad nauseam. “You got a fucking problem mate?” the loathsome creature snaps, the malicious odour around him intensifying as his mind runs through all the contemptible yet hilarious ways he would love to put me in my place. It amuses me how the most sadistic of humans are also the most stupid. Their inability to feel humility or empathy gives them a warped sense of self; a grandiose reflection that impedes them from seeing the dangers they willingly put themselves in. Dangers I feel no compulsion to warn them about.

Stupid! On the flip side, without bothering to get up from her bed, Agatha tiredly greeted the other party. "Good morning." "What's the difference between stupidest and most stupid?" She grumbled.

I'm not jealous, just stupid people who want to be slaves to love. I'm not like the idiot Shakespeare who glorifies love. Love is only for fools, and I'm not in that category. I stroked this stupid girl's hair, long blonde hair, blue eyes like the ocean even though it looks just silly when you try to look into her eyes. "I wonder, how much is your IQ? How much is Pentium? Too stupid!" "Stop talking! I want to sleep." I smiled and hugged this stupid girl harder. And kissed her cheek stupidly and packed, a strange combination I had just seen in this silly girl. So ridiculous, I can't even remember her name.

Leaning on the wall in his office, he looked out at the busy city below. I’m Ethan… I’m likely the most stupid man of all time. It became a painful saying that stayed in his thoughts and wouldn’t go away. Why? Because I married a person I didn’t love and knew she was a stupid woman.

I'm not even proud of them. Only fools are proud of their fellow fool. I'm not sorry for my harsh words. They don't deserve my praises, after all. I'll give an example of how stupid they are. Imagine a scene where all of your opponents have their own weapons but you just attacked with your bare hands without even thinking of a plan on how to fight them without anything but yourself. That's quite foolish, isn't it? Now tell me, should I be proud of them or should I just be disgusted?

Stupid flowers don't even why I bothered. Damn…this isn't good