Stupid Funny Novels & Stories

She deadass did save my life but something in the back of my mind kept telling me that was not the reason I was agitated to meet her. "Then tell me what the fuck the reason is, you stupid brain." I yelled into my pillow, muffling the sound to the point where it almost sounded non-existent. I'm not one to play mind games, I just wanted to know the reason. Did you get the pun there? I'm so fucking funny. I know you're shaking your head thinking of what a stupid pun that was. But you know it was fucking lit. Maybe I should go into Comedy instead, I'm too funny for Urban/Realistic/Drama. Imagine my next stop being called Life of Eve: Comedy and Puns. What do you think?

Rocky remarked. Aiden shrugged and said, "It's okay to be stupid sometimes. If being generous is being stupid, then I don't mind!" He smiled at Rocky, saying, "I won't ever think you are stupid, though; I think you are a nice guy, Rocky." Lily laughed watching the video because Rocky looked dumbfounded at what Aiden said. "What? You are crazy!" Rocky reacted defensively. "Sometimes, being a little crazy is what we need to release all those tension." Aiden stretched his arms and shook his hands vigorously. He exclaimed, "Brrrrr!"

I'm really stupid. To my surprise, Bennet burst out laughing. He retreated to the bed and sat there, clutching his stomach in laughter. "Hahahahaha! You looked stupid out there, wife! What's with the cross thing? Hahahahaha! Idiocracy suits you, Nicky! You look stupid!"

I grab a pillow to bring it to my face and start hitting myself with it "God how could I be so stupid" I scream into the plush pillow

I felt so stupid. Why? Why ? What was I thinking. I stared at the message for a couple of minutes and when I couldn't dream with it anymore, tears rolled down my eye. “I'm so stupid” I repeatedly said to myself still crying. Immediately Annie barged into the toilet “girl why are you here? I've been looking everywhere for you, are you -” the moment she realised I was crying she came closer and wrapped me up on her hands “which bitch deserves spanking” “You know I'll eat up any asshole for you”

he said. USELESS!!! “Eh fuck shit Six, if you just call me that, I hope you don't call you don't know how nervous I am about what you did! You are really stupid !!!” I sighed. "Is that so hehe" I was even more irritated by the kind of laughter he had so I exploded, "YOU'RE STUPID I'M GOING TO KILL IT DON'T CALL ME IF YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT FOOL!" I would have killed him if he had spoken again.

I don’t usually laugh this loud. “Why?" I heard him ask. “I’m so stupid,” I replied, still laughing a little. “I don’t have her car keys.” Zandrey stared at me for a few seconds. Maybe he couldn’t believe how stupid I am right now. “I’m so sorry,” I said. I tried to stop myself from laughing and it really took so much effort. “No, it’s okay,” he replied with a smile. “You’re fun when you’re drunk.” “I’m not drunk,” I battled. “Are you drunk?”

Stupid guy! He didn't just tag alone, he also stated some words; 'When you meet the right, hot, person. You've got it all. Fuck that useless git.' Wow. Useless? Git? Fuck? This guy was so stupid. He didn't have to insult me so bad. He at least knew I was so emotional. But duh, he didn't even care about my feelings. He was indeed a really smart, and pretentious guy. He played so bad. But thankfully, I didn't release my gem to him.

Love is the easiest thing in the world when it happens by accident, but it doesn’t get real until you do it on purpose. We all must be stupid at some point in life; this is actually what makes us humans. Any human that has never been stupid has never fallen in love. And any human that has never fallen in love, has never really lived. That’s why ‘being stupid’ is more of a compliment than an insult… it simply means you’re a human who has emotions and has learned to live and let live.

He makes a face, as if he doesn't understand why I said that. "I've told you before, I don't want it to happen. It's gonna be awkward, and scary. Scary because I'm gonna lose my best friend over something so trivial. So what if I have bad first time? Most people have it and they're just fine. They live just fine, move on with other guys, so yeah, you're stupid." He nods once signalling he gets the message but then smiles. He fucking smiles when I called him stupid again. See, he really IS stupid.