Stupid Funny Novels & Stories

How dare these lowly humans think they can laugh over the dying body of my other half! More men come over to see what the laughter is about, spilling out of the quickly put together tepees scattered around the camp. ‘Don’t. Do. Anything. Stupp-’ Andrew tries to say in my mind, each word a struggle before they completely die out at the end. It is too late for that, my love. Stupid is my middle name and these men are about to come face to face with their worst nightmare.

How dare he calls me stupid! He thrust his angry face into mine. “Then what if I shifted without knowing? What if someone saw me? So many ‘what ifs’, and you didn’t even think of one! How stupid can you get? You’re not Dirty Rosey—you’re Stupid Rosey!” Frustration shot up my chest. “I’M NOT STUPID! AND I’M NOT YOUR TOY!” His eyes widened with realisation. “So that's what this is all about.”

but suddenly it crashed out of my mouth, “Fuck man! fuck this shit!” The guy paused and his face became redder. “Did you just say fuck man?” Seeing the veins popping out of his forehead and neck, I lost my cool and involuntarily bursted into rounds of derisive laughter. “Stop laughing!! you moron” The guy bellowed angrily. “I’m not moron, I'm stiles” Fuck! fuck! stop replying, I said mentally and covered my mouth with my fingers so that words wouldn't crash out of my mouth again. It was as if anytime I think of something negative, it crashes out of my mouth.

Is he trying to be funny? “And the only topic you could pick up to have a talk with me about is just my nightmare? Do you think I am stupid or what?” I snap. The jerk smirks. smirk that earns him a resounding heavy slap from me. And it lands perfectly on his hard face. But instead of my slap shutting him up, it raptured him into deafening laughter. “I am not stupid, Morgan, or whoever you said your name is. Who sent you?” I ask.

They really were amused by my words. “Are you stupid?” One of them said between laughs, shaking his head as though I had just told the most absurd joke imaginable, “Do you even understand what you are saying? We were hoping you would defend yourself by saying something normal, but this is the best you could come up with?”

Stupid to kiss the two most stupid boys in our stupid school. Yeah, stupid was the word of the day. And above it all, I was the one who ended up feeling stupid, because, at the end of the day, I was the stupid girl that kissed a guy she barely knew, gave a chance to a thief, and of course lost her family. Stupid me. dI groaned as Ally patted my back, and I shook my head, “I’m fine,” I grumbled, looking up at her momentarily. She gave me a pitiful look backed by an encouraging smile, “ it will get better you know,” she hummed.

Leesa had to give the guy credit. He didn’t seem to let the catcalls and groans bother him. He either had the thickest skin in the world, or he thought the derision was in some twisted way an approval of his act. His jokes were new, but were equally as dumb as the last time. She wondered if he wrote the stuff himself or got it from some website—stupidjokes.com, maybe.

I step two steps closer to him, “It's not like you to run your mouth when you know that you should shut the fuck up.” Then Summer comes up from behind, “Are you idiots making stupid jokes again?” “Why the fuck are you calling us idiots now?” Devan turns around as he faces her. “Cause daddy said you two are worse idiots than Beavis and Butthead.” “What the fuck does your dad know about Beavis and butthead?” “You want me to call you Laurel and Hardy then?” I only but burst out in hysterical laughter, “No, I prefer the one before. Mat has his head up his butt half of the time as it is.”

Thinking that maybe he actually wanted to hear me out. “Stiles, we can talk about this… please, please.” He stayed perfectly still for some seconds. Then, he whirled around with a giant, stupid grin on his face. He burst out laughing, a loud, barking sound that echoed through the high ceilings. "I'm just joking!" he shouted, gripping his ribs from how hard he was laughing. "Look at your faces! You all look like you’ve seen a ghost! Oh man, that was gold!" Fuck this idiot!

“Ahh! They are all shouting and screaming. The wild deadly bees are attacking to them. Stefanie laughed sarcastically and shouted to them. “Idiots! Do you think that I’m good that you expect! Hell! I’m good at pretending! Next time check or asked what inside the bag, or maybe you didn’t used your brain! An idiots like you is always an idiots forever!” then she run straight back to their place.