Stupid Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

“Thomas Mayo, are you really stupid, or are you acting dumb? “Socrates? “You involve such stupid trash. Do you think you can successfully shirk responsibility? “You’re too naive, aren’t you?”

It's weird I know. But, I just can't understand why they do that things. Like why do they choose to have fun, than doing and focusing in their own work. Why are they laughing in a fact that doesn't really fun to me. Why are they laugh so easily? Why did they do some stupid things, when they already figured out it will be stupid in someone's eyes? And many other why's. Just...why? You wouldn't understand well, because you weren't in my shoe. But, seriously I won't do such stupid things in front of a person's judging eyes. Why? Simple answer. You will probably look crazy like a madman.

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

"Neither do I." "So don't do something dumb," Justine said dismissively. "And things will get better." "Stupid in what way? Are you capturing alive rottens for some lunatic researcher to experiment on?" Peter inquired; his brow furrowed. "You better stop being a savvy ass here now, guy," Justine said, beaming. "Better to be a clever one than a foolish one," they both joked as they smiled at each other, and I felt much better about our predicament.

Madeline proudly told him what had just happened and then concluded with disdain, “She can’t even figure out the man was faking an injury. Stupid! She didn’t even thank the people who had helped her. Selfish! She was afraid the helper would demand too much. Cold-blooded! I don’t really understand why you like such a useless woman?” Simon suddenly laughed sarcastically. Madeline was a typically brainless woman. She said Hazel was stupid? In fact, she herself was stupid. How could Hazel not find that the man was faking an injury? Not only did she find it, but she also knew that the man deliberately faked an injury for her. “What are you laughing at?” Madeline was angry. “Nothing,” Simon laughe

"Are you dumb?" "Yes, and I also smell!"

And a caption: “Man, people are so stupid.” I let out a slow, dark laugh. “God… you’re giving me everything I need.” Tomorrow will be the day. I know it in my bones.

"Well you're not only stupid, but your stoopid." "Ha. Who's stupid now? There is no such thing as stooooopid. Just stupid. Like you." "You're not from my world so you don't know our slangs, stooooopid." "That word doesn't even make sense, stupid." "Ren is stoooopid. Look at me. Vines wrap around my arms and legs because I am so stoooopid to ignore Rose's warnings about Mr. Creeper vines. Now I am hanging on for dear life and having Rose to help me not to pummel to my death." I said mockingly.

Zack’s literally the most stupid friend I ever had. When I told him that what I meant was what kind of design so his stupid brain cells can understand what I was trying to imply. He then confidently said that it's a 'traditional house' with an overly proud smirk on his lips. I badly wanted to erase that by punching him in the face. But I just smiled sarcastically and composed myself.

He shook his head, putting a hand over his bike like it was the Oscar award. I blew a breath. "It will save us time and energy resources. Use your brains for a change." "I do use my brains, you should too. Oh wait! You don't have any!" He exclaimed in mock horror. "Of course not! That's precisely why Mrs. Finn assigned me tutor you. Oh the irony!" "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit." "It is the only answer to stupidity." "Haha, you aren't afraid of motorbikes?" He asked, changing the subject.