Stupid Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

he said. USELESS!!! “Eh fuck shit Six, if you just call me that, I hope you don't call you don't know how nervous I am about what you did! You are really stupid !!!” I sighed. "Is that so hehe" I was even more irritated by the kind of laughter he had so I exploded, "YOU'RE STUPID I'M GOING TO KILL IT DON'T CALL ME IF YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT FOOL!" I would have killed him if he had spoken again.

One stupid mistake. My fingers hovered over the screen, trembling. My vision blurred as I read the message again, slowly, letting the words sink in. A breathless, bitter laugh escaped me. "Right. A little mistake," I muttered. I didn't even care about the part where he said he loved her more. What burned was him calling it one stupid mistake. "Sleeping with my best friend," I whispered, a shaky, humorless laugh catching in my throat. "Just a little mistake." My thumb hovered over the screen, the taste of bitterness sharp on my tongue.

, He laughed at me "You're stüpīd!", He even grabbed his stomach haha funny I'm stupid? Stupid? Me? Stupid? Fvck you! "I hate you!", He stopped laughing and began being serious "Take back what you said!", Oh he's angry, again, I must be the one to get angry! "I do not want!" "One!" "Two!", I replied, will we play a counting game huh is he the only one who knows how to count? I know how, too!

She may have a bit of stubborn and brat bones in her body. "You could have made it last time too if Lilith didn't made a total worthless joke about breathing in hell which had Grace laughing like a fool ." Emily scoffs remembering their stupidity that night. "It was funny though" Grace defends herself,It's not her fault that she finds stupid nerd jokes funny.

I hit her back with the pillow " I am actually trying to not get us into deeper shit ! but of course it's a talk for humans not bunnies." " I'm not a bunny... You little rat." " Shut up... Freaking duck." " Stupid donkey." " Stupid sloth." " Of course, I'm talking like a stupid, how else could you understand me?" " Shut up and don't annoy me ahead, I am in no mood for that." " I'm sorry if you don't like my honesty, but to be fair, I don't want to let you leave in delusions." She said

Leaning on the wall in his office, he looked out at the busy city below. I’m Ethan… I’m likely the most stupid man of all time. It became a painful saying that stayed in his thoughts and wouldn’t go away. Why? Because I married a person I didn’t love and knew she was a stupid woman.

Their stupidity never grows old. Dumb fun amidst serious issues,how stupid and immature. Mature statues, infant brains. I scoff. "You'd have requested ours, we're forever available. We can currently endeavor few rounds if you desire?....." Freya knocks their heads both. "Quit stupidity for once" she knocks again. Serves them right. That definitely sent wisdom waves into their infant skull. "Again you've pulled this family into the mud Caroline" mom begins. "You've once again made us laughing stocks and that we can never accept"she adds.

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

“I was just commending him for not doing anything stupid last night and this morning.” “I don’t always do stupid things.” “Don’t you?” “Brian, do you think so too?” “Scott, what is stupid?” Brian asked “Stupid is someone who trusts someone even when it is obvious that they shouldn’t.” “Then, he is stupid, isn’t he?” Brian whispered in Scott’s ear, and Nicholas immediately began to chase them around. “I guess you decided to forgive him eventually, despite all the suffering his father caused and the one he almost caused.” “He is my only living relative now and it seems like the only one that could keep Brian happy for now.” Maya raised an eyebrow and said, "It is not what you think. That was m

he added, scrunching up his face. This was rude, so uncalled for. "Stupid, proud, obnoxious, dim witted, nincompoop, idiot, dumb, crazy, psychiatric patient." I said out loud. "What does that mean?" He asked, rolling his eyes. "You of course, I just called out the names that describes you, the perfect words that qualifies you. Too bad, I can't list them hall, I don't have time for a fool like you. I feel like I am wasting my time standing here with you, damn I could even get blind by your stupidity."