Stupid Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

I shrieked, my eyes nearly falling out of their sockets. “Oh shit! What the hell have I done?! How can I be so stupid?!” I yelled, snatching my phone from my ear, and with a speed as fast as lightning, I clicked on I*******m. “Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!” I yelled as I found the post and instantly deleted it. “You’re not stupid, Lucy. Don’t be ridiculous. It could have happened to anyone.” Beth deadpanned, but I refused to agree with her. “I’m so stupid. How the hell could I have made such a costly mistake?” I gasped as my heart pounded loudly against my chest.

I felt so stupid. Why? Why ? What was I thinking. I stared at the message for a couple of minutes and when I couldn't dream with it anymore, tears rolled down my eye. “I'm so stupid” I repeatedly said to myself still crying. Immediately Annie barged into the toilet “girl why are you here? I've been looking everywhere for you, are you -” the moment she realised I was crying she came closer and wrapped me up on her hands “which bitch deserves spanking” “You know I'll eat up any asshole for you”

“Someone has to make sure you don’t do something stupid.” I smiled faintly. “Too late for that.”

The next words that came out of his mouth surprised me. 'As if. Even an insane person will tell who was in who's the way. Is he stupid? Of course, He is! Otherwise, no one would come up with such a bad excuse.' "Did you just called me Stupid?" "Oh, God! Don't tell me I said that out loud." "Stupid girl. God can not answer you. But just for your information, you did say it out loud."

He quietly came behind her and screamed loudly. "What are you doing Neha?" He screamed loudly in her ear and she jumped. "Oh my God bhaiya, what the hell is wrong with you?" Neha tried to scream back but failed due to her wild heart in her ribcage and shallow breaths. "It's always fun to scream in your ear." Mustafa said and he started laughing hysterically. "Not so much funny bhaiya. One day my heart will stop beating because of your stupid pranks." She said while gritting her teeth.

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I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.