Stupid Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

Dumb right? I bumped into someone when I took the next turn sending their drink flying out of their hand, and all over my shirt. I reached for her hand to hold her steady, she almost slipped. “Oh, my God, you have no idea how sorry I-” The woman did not even let me land. “WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? CAN’T YOU WATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOING? ARE YOU STUPID, OR DUMB, OR JUST PLAIN BLIND?”

" Heavy sarcasm there dude." "It was a joke." He guffawed. " And I'm sorry, my Queen. You are smart. Really smart." "Thank you." "Smarter than the smartest, smarter than those who think they're smart…" "Ethan, that's enough…" "Smarter than the best, smarter than those who think they're really smart but in reality they're just averagely smart…" "That's enough!" I yelled and he wheezed, clutching his stomach. " You seem to be in a good mood today."

I stated instead. What the fuck? I slapped my palm on my forehead at my stupidity, and she just burst out laughing. I shook my head in disbelief. Why couldn’t I ever say anything romantic? She tells me I’m shaking her world, and I make some stupid comment about jacking off? What an idiot. “Sorry,” I muttered. She was still laughing underneath me. “Jace, you are too funny for words. I swear I haven’t laughed this much with a guy in,” she shook her head, “actually, I don’t think I’ve ever laughed this much with a guy.”

The self-doubt gnawed at him, amplifying his sense of foolishness. As he finally pulled up outside Vivian's house, he sighed deeply, his gaze fixed on the front door. He felt a mix of nervousness and apprehension, unsure of what the upcoming conversation would bring. "Stupid," he muttered again, his voice tinged with frustration. He realized that he needed to face the consequences of his actions, whatever they might be, and try to make things right.

Am I not going to die of pain soon? At this moment there’s only one thing going through my mind and that’s how stupid I am if there’s an award for the stupidest person on planet Earth it would be me. I’m so very stupid. I’m stupid for believing that we had a chance together. I’m even more stupid for believing that he’ll look at me the way he looks at his flings even if it’s lust in his eyes at least he’ll look at me and find something interesting about me. And I’m extremely stupid for thinking he’ll see me as more than just a friend

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

As Bethany watched him roll over the ground like a small puppy, she crossed her arms. "HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA! You're stupid!" "Hah, excuse me?" "You're stupid, is what I said!" He screams, "What door would ever answer to you? They aren't living things! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Bethany bites her lip hard. "I dare you to say that one more time!" "HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're really a stupid person!"

You foolish mind 😒😒😒 What did I do 😱😱😱 just admit that he made you a fool. It's true. Why are you calling me a fool 😎😎😎 Shut up and get lost 😒😒😡😡 Okay💃💃💃💃 but Hayat didn't do it right. She forgot to remind you that he also called you shortie 😂😂😂 Just get lost before I make you go. Cheater, foolish mind 😡😡😡

I shrieked, my eyes nearly falling out of their sockets. “Oh shit! What the hell have I done?! How can I be so stupid?!” I yelled, snatching my phone from my ear, and with a speed as fast as lightning, I clicked on I*******m. “Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!” I yelled as I found the post and instantly deleted it. “You’re not stupid, Lucy. Don’t be ridiculous. It could have happened to anyone.” Beth deadpanned, but I refused to agree with her. “I’m so stupid. How the hell could I have made such a costly mistake?” I gasped as my heart pounded loudly against my chest.

I felt so stupid. Why? Why ? What was I thinking. I stared at the message for a couple of minutes and when I couldn't dream with it anymore, tears rolled down my eye. “I'm so stupid” I repeatedly said to myself still crying. Immediately Annie barged into the toilet “girl why are you here? I've been looking everywhere for you, are you -” the moment she realised I was crying she came closer and wrapped me up on her hands “which bitch deserves spanking” “You know I'll eat up any asshole for you”