Stupid Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

The worst chat up line in history. That was the instant I threw a shoe at him. And found him adorable. He dropped to his knees, hands in the air, and exclaimed, “I’m so sorry! Shit! When I get nervous, I say the most inappropriate...Shit! How am I meant to talk sense when you look like that?” “Like what?” “A beautiful, hopefully very forgiving Goddess! Let me start over? No more shoes?” Stood in the room, my arms folded, another shoe of Cass’s ready to launch at him I’d not succumbed.

I sigh sadly. "I feel like a library card since I've been totally checking you out!" He exclaims, again. "Did you notice that I'm like a best seller? Currently unavailable." I raise my eyebrow. "If you were a McDonald's burger, you'd be the McGorgeous." Lame Alert! "Thanks, Ronald, but I've already talked to enough clowns tonight." I scoff. "Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?" "Not as much as that pick-up line smells like desperation." I laugh so loud after this.

"I even wondered if you are a band-aid, because I scraped my knees falling for you." "..." "Anyway, are you single?" "..." "If you are, I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week's hottest single." Chocolate got tired of the man's pickup line. She bored a look at him and dropped her threat, "Get lost. I'm capable of killing you, BASTARD." The man, who planned of saying: 'Are you a vegetable? You are so cute-cumber.' But he retreated his plan because this woman in front of him isn't cute at all!

"Not without a kiss" "Have you gone mad?" "Yes, in your love" "Ha, ha, ha... Very funny! It is a very cheezy and old line. Try something new" "I don't know anything. I want a kiss otherwise I won't cut the call" "It's ok then I would disconnect"

“Marissa” “hey Marissa,” he says it in a husky way. Man what is he doing? “Did you fall from heaven, angel?” she giggles. Oh my god, he’s doing those lame pick up lines and she is falling for it! Damn. “You must be made of red phosphorous and i must be a wooden stick cause we’re a match” Okay a chemistry pick up line, ooh that’s good. “Aw!” Ya serious right now. “Hey you think you could ask this person I know to give me her number?” She frowns but nods.

His grin widened, all easy charm and relief that I was talking to him. “You remember that?” “How could I forget? It was the single worst, most cocky, most ridiculous pick-up line I’d ever heard.” I shook my head, still laughing. “I almost poured my drink on you.” “But you didn’t,” he pointed out, flagging down the bartender and pointing to my glass for a refill. We both laughed now, the tension from earlier in the office momentarily forgotten in the shared stupid memory. The laughter faded into a comfortable silence and I swirled the whiskey in my glass.

He takes a deep breath and then puts his hand in his pocket not to make his nervousness obvious. "Firstly, when I saw you at the street corner, Whitney introduced us, I found myself smiling like an idiot, I still don't want to stop the stupidity that is why when Gregory went to pick Whitney up, I also wanted you for reason, I don't know. Secondly; you are such a stupid woman, you are hurt but you still want to go look out for another, you want to put other people's feelings first but then, I see myself in you, I am stupid, a stupid man who wants to help others when I need help as well." he ran his hand on his temple. "Thirdly; you taste sweet, when I kissed you that night, it was like honey,

One stupid mistake. My fingers hovered over the screen, trembling. My vision blurred as I read the message again, slowly, letting the words sink in. A breathless, bitter laugh escaped me. "Right. A little mistake," I muttered. I didn't even care about the part where he said he loved her more. What burned was him calling it one stupid mistake. "Sleeping with my best friend," I whispered, a shaky, humorless laugh catching in my throat. "Just a little mistake." My thumb hovered over the screen, the taste of bitterness sharp on my tongue.

"God, you’re impossible. You know, you’re lucky I like you enough to keep trying." Ace took another sip. "That’s not luck. That’s my curse." I rolled my eyes. "Damn, you’re so dramatic." "And you’re so persistent. It’s almost impressive. Almost." I leaned in even closer, my voice teasing. "If I didn’t know any better, I’d think you’re afraid of falling for me." Ace snorted. "That’s cute. But if I ever fall, trust me—it won’t be for you. More like down a flight of stairs after hearing another one of your weird pickup lines."

Her question broke the tranquil silence, and I couldn't help but chuckle softly. "Yeah," I replied, my breath gently brushing against her back. "Couldn't wait to be in the presence of the amazing chef who insists on making every day special." She smiled, her shoulder shook with my small compliment, as she turned around, letting our eyes met, "You're becoming very good with your pick-up lines these days Mr., I'm very impressed."- She spoke, as she threw her arms around my shoulder, grinded slyly. "Pick up lines? I never had to use these stupid pick up lines on another since my interest were never on another woman except my woman who is staring at me with all lo