Sweet Chat Up Lines Novels & Stories

Lutang pa rin kasi ako sa sarap na naranasan ko sa piling nito. Narinig ko naman ang malakas nitong pagtawa. “Hmmm, kung masarap ang sex, masa marasap ka, Sweetheart. Ngayun pa lang, hindi ko mai-magine sa sarili ko kung kaya ko bang matulog sa gabi na hindi ka katabi.” Seryoso nitong sambit “Hmnm, then, do something. Magaling ka namang lumusot diba? Mapamaraan ka naman?” sagot ko din dito

"You can call me Damon. Don't add anything extra. No 'po,' no 'sir.' You're supposed to be my wife. Make it believable." Ang hirap mong mahalin, alam mo ba? Napangiti ako nang pilit. "Copy, Damon. Believable as hell." Napataas siya ng kilay. "You're sarcastic." "Hmm... depends. Sometimes charming," sagot ko sabay kuha ng orange juice sa fridge. "Gusto mo rin?" "No thanks. I don't drink sugar." Okay, Mr. No-Sugar. Pa-healthy masyado.

Pasimpleng tumingin pa siya sa paligid niya at ng makitang wala namang halos na taong dumadaan ay nagsimula na siyang mag practice. Napatikhim pa muna siya at nanliliit ang matang binasa ang unang pick-up lines. "Bebe loves, ano bang sekreto mo at ang lakas ng tama ko sayo. My love I had for you is so strong that it can't be dialyzed.." Ayy! Super OA naman, hindi bagay parang tunog teenager na kakalabas lang sa saya ng nanay nila. Atsaka hindi lang baduy ang cringe pa.

Umaangal kong sabi. “Noh ka ba? Ano ka sweet 16? Hindi ka lang sanay pero bagay to sayo. Sa edad ni Darren mga hot na babae ang gusto nila. Dapat sa una pa lang ay patuluin mo na agad ang laway niya. Tsaka ka na magpa sweet sa second date nyo dahil hindi na mabubura sa utak nya ang seksi image mo. Sige na try mo kung kasya sayo” Gusto ko pa sanang tumutol pero tinulak ako ni Jodie papasok ng fitting room.

“Sabihan mo ‘ko agad kung mahanap mo si Mithi ha?” “Yes, sweetheart. I’ll do that.” Kumunot ang noo Shamcey. “Sweetheart?” Agad na nilabas ni Kelleon ang cellphone niya at pinakita ang notes niya kay Shamcey. “I listed different endearments here na pwede nating gamitin. Ilang araw ko rin ito pinagpuyatan isulat. Ayaw mo ba sa sweetheart? Pwede kang mamili.” Halos lumawa ang mata ni Shamcey nang mabasa ang baby…chocobunch… honeypie… cutie patotie… Mosh (my only sweet heart)… twinkle bee…

pagkuwa'y sabi nito. "Just take your time, Sweetheart." "Huwag mo akong tawaging sweetheart!" sikmat nito. "Oh, sige, ano bang gusto mong itawag ko sa iyo? Sugar, marshmallow, lollipop, ice candy-" "Wala sa mga iyon." "Honey-" "Ang corny niyan!" "Pinipig? Sige, iyon na lang." "Wala kang talent mag-isip ng endearment," kastigo nito.

*tsup* Kiss lang sa cheeks nya ang response ko. "Veronica, from the moment I met you, I knew there was something different about you. You light up my world in ways I never thought possible. I have to admit, I've been hesitant to open up to you, scared of being vulnerable. But the truth is, I really like you. A lot. And I was wondering if maybe... you might feel the same way?"

Pagtanggal niya no'n ay agad siyang tumayo at sinunggaban ako ng halik sa labi. His kisses were like a hungry tiger, I couldn't keep up with them! He stopped, looked at me, and said, "Why are you still bad at this?" I frowned and smacked his chest, saying, "Don't kiss me then." He chuckled. "I was just joking; your lips are the sweetest, so it will be hard not to kiss them." Biglang tumiklop ang bibig ko, at hindi na nakasagot pa. How can he say that cheesy line without getting shy? Damn.

I asked boldly. "Yeah. Aren't you satisfied? Am I a bad performer?" "Who told you that? You're great in bed, West. You made me so sensual with just one thrust of your tongue in my cherry," I answered playfully. I saw him smirking. Tuwang-tuwa kaagad sa sinabi ko. Way to boost his confidence, huh? "You like it when I licked you?" "That is actually my sexual fantasy." "Really, huh? Then, let me lick you once we got to our cabin on the cruise. I'll lick you every country we stop over, how's that?"

Hindi ba siya nauubusan ng pick-up line? “Ano 'to, free consultation?” sarkastikong tanong ko habang nakapamewang. Ngumisi lang siya habang patuloy pa ring niyayakap ‘yung unan ko, parang sariling bahay lang talaga niya ‘to. “Gusto ko lang naman na safe ka, sweetheart. Baka isang araw gumuho ‘tong kisame sa hallway mo tapos matamaan ka—ayoko no’n.”