Tagalog Knock Knock Novels & Stories

~Tia~ *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* At first, I thought it was a part of my dream, this annoying knocking. I turned over multiple times, hoping it would go away. It was the knock on my bedroom wall that got me moving. ‘WOULD YOU ANSWER THE DAMN DOOR?!’

Alexia's Point of View (Ate - Slang Tagalog term to respect older sister.) - Itself... itself... itself... itself... self... self... self... - That words woke me up. Fuck! What is that again? Another nightmare? * knock knock * Someone knocked on my door. " Ateee? " " The door's open Xandra, come in! " I said. " What is it, sweetie? What's bothering you? " I asked.

He was wearing his grim reaper cloack and a formal attire underneath. Shane's ears burned bright red while staring at Mara's mismatched eyes. He secretly pinched himself. "Knock! Knock!" He said and Mara chuckled. "Who's there?" She said. She knows about this modern joke. Shane's face burned brighter. He didn't mean it as a joke. He flicked Mara's forehead and then leaned closer to her. "It's Death, on your doorstep," He said and then planted a kiss on her forehead. "It's Death, on your doorstep, who?" Mara asked.

| Are you a tower? … ’cause Eiffel for you. | Are you Christmas? … ’cause I wanna Merry you. | Kate found herself snorting at the very least; sometimes giggling. The best ones were concluded in her mind by a rimshot drum roll “ba dum tsh” or, among Filipinos, a “boom.”

### Knock knock "Remus, Bella, wake up!" Knock knock "Hey it's nine in the morning! Wake up lovebirds!” Sandro kept shouting and banging on his friend's door, with him stood Rene who had only been staring at Sandro in horror. It was still early, and this man was already making a fuss. Tok… Tok “Shouldn't we wait until they really are awake? This seems impolite?” Rene said. "Too long, I don't want to stay here too long. I want this to be over quickly."

"Oh, really? That stupid balingsingitan clown huh! Letse ka! Totoo pala talaga na may gusto ka sa kanya.''Nakangusong sambit ko. "What?'' Muli ay gulat niyang tanong saakin at pagkatapos ay biglang humagalpak ito ng tawa, dahilan upang mairita ako. "Where did you get that freaking words?" Usisa niya."Hoy! what is balingsingitan clown?" Nakangisi pa rin siya habang kinukulit ako ng ibig sabihin ng salitang 'yon.

Ba't ba ang bilis ng oras? "Thea! Few seconds before 11:11. Call him!" sigaw niya sa kabilang linya. Ano bang nangyayari sa babaeng 'to? "Who?" inaantok na sagot ko. Napahikab pa ako pagkatapos at narinig ang sigaw niya. "The name's Akio!" nanahimik siya ng ilang segundo. "Now! Say the name I said!" Nangunot ang noo ko. "Uh.. Akio..? Kaninong pangalan ba 'yun?"

"Sige nga. Kung meron man, sino naman ang magiging crush ko?" Hindi na sila tuluyang nakahula dahil pagkatapos ng tanong ko ay ang tatlong katok sa pinto ang narinig namin. Naiinis ko itong binuksan at iniwan ang dalawa sa aking likod. Kusa ko namang winaglit ang masungit kong mukha at nagpakurap-kurap kay Diego na nakangisi agad sa akin. "Hi, ma'am!" bati niya.

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