Pickup Lines Knock Knock Jokes Tagalog Novels & Stories

Tumango na lamang ako bilang tugon at bumalik kami sa porch dala dala ang isang plato ng nachos at iba pang chips. -SAMI GONZALES POV- ~♪~ “Babe, saan ba tayo pupunta?” Tanong ko nang mapansin kong madilim ang dinadaanan namin. Unti-unti na akong kinakabahan dahil hindi ito sumasagot sa tanong ko, gustuhin ko man din tawagan si Mommy at si Kuya ay hindi ko magawa dahil nasakanya ang cellphone ko. “Jason, I’m asking you.” Wika ko rito ngunit tinigil niya ang kotse sa isang madilim na parte ng daan.

Pagkukwento ko at nagsitawanan naman sila. Knythe gave me a glass of tequila and asked, “mahirap ba turuan si Bullet?” I drank it first before answering, “yes and no. No, because he's a fast-learner. Yes, because he's so stubborn! Napakatigas ng ulo. Manang-mana sa pinagmanahan.” Iiling-iling na tugon ko at natawa naman siya. Hindi ko alam kung nakailang tanong pa sila. I don't know how many glasses I've drank but I somehow feel funny. Kumunot ang noo ko at tumingin sa dulo.

" you can still watch it soon baby, right now Tay, Krist and I should gather all information and strategies that Mr. grey has so that we could use it with you guys" " what the hell" I returned to my senses when my phone suddenly vibrated Off is calling.. what should I do?.. should I answer it? But... " Hello?" (Marupok ka Gun * here in the Philippines we call a person MARUPOK, when the person is easy to tease with or in other terms WEAK.. here Gun, is marupok because instead of not answering the call he immediately swiped and answered it without even thinking 🤔🤔😒😒)

tanong naman niya. “Pina-check ko muna kasi yung kotse ko, don't worry malapit lang naman dito ang LRT diba?” “Ikaw? Magee-LRT?? Are you fucking kidding me?” natatawang reaksyon niya kaagad. “Wow, Anong tingin mo sakin ignorante?” “Just kidding! Bakit LRT pa? Pwede ka namang mag-Grab na lang? Uber? Taxi!” “Gastos. Nagte-Thesis nga ako diba?”

Tanong ko at tinignan ang kamay niya "Wala akong time sa pick up lines" "Hindi naman ako nagpipick up lines! Tinatanong ko lang dahil maugat kamay mo" I said almost a whisper Ngumisi naman siya bago nagsalita "Hindi lang yan ang maugat" he said and smirked I bit my tongue to hide my grin. Kahit naman nakakainis at nakakadiri ang sinabi niya, may part talaga saakin na natatawa.

I dialed my best friend's number. ["Miss mo ako?"] Sabi ko na tamang desisyon na tawagan ko siya. Tingnan mo, ngayon palang napapatawa na ako ng jokes niya, Tsk. "Miss ko lang yung libre mo. Busy ka?" ["Nasa kampo ako, bakit may problema ba?"] "Ah wala naman, tinatanong ko lang nangangamusta ganun." ["Hindi ako busy. Pupuntahan kita."]

Kate asked, referring to the Heart icon on the main screen. “Oh, that’s the Pick-up Lines feature, a special for users in your country.” “Pick-up lines, huh?” Kate said to herself and pressed the button. In the Philippines, pick-up lines had evolved from creepy or lame one-liners to witty two-line jokes, still cheesy but at least mildly amusing. The formula was typically: | Are you a [object]? … Because [punchline]. | Or in question-and-answer form: | Are you a [object]? No. Why?

I am sleeping peacefully when I got interrupted by a sudden knock on my door. I check the time and it is only freaking 6:30 in the morning! Why would they disturb me such early in the morning?! I tried to go back to sleep when the knock stops, but minutes later I heard the knock again. What the actual fuck?! Halos late na ako nakatulog kagabi kakaisip sa lalaking yon, kaya antok na antok pa talaga ako!

"Will you marry me?" "Yes, Monsour," she replied tremulously. "I love you, my darling little fraud," he whispered passionately. "I love you, too, my certified ex-womanhater!" Sa labas, biglang may naghiyawan. "Mabuhay ang mga bagong kasal!" "Mabuhey!" Nangingibabaw ang slang na pananalita ni Jake. "There goes our future neighbor," anas ni Monsour. Sabay pa silang napangiti. At sabay ring napatawa. WAKAS

( "Wala kang pakialam dito!" "Unsay walay labot??! Eh kung mataga mo 'tong mga batang 'to huh? Gusto kag tagaon pud tika??"("Anong walang pakialam??! Eh kung mataga mo 'tong mga batang to huh? Gusto mo bang tagain din kita???") Tsk.tsk. By just looking at them while bickering, I can't help but shook my head in awe kahit hindi ko naman masyadong naiintidihan ang mga pinagsasabi ng mga ito.