Teenager Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

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Tina, a junior that I’d known to get around, chimed in. “Shouldn’t you be sucking someone’s dick right now?” I snapped back at her. “Too bad you can’t Photoshop your ugly personality, Lucy.” Alyssa laughed. “Where’d you get that one, some internet meme?” I responded. “Goddess, even my little brothers can come up with more creative insults than that one.” Alyssa glared at me, scrunching her face. I laughed at how ridiculous she looked and said, “Don’t do that or your face will get stuck like that. On second thought, it’s a huge improvement over how you normally look so maybe you should.” I grabbed a hard seltzer out of a bucket of ice and took Jasmine’s arm to take her out of the kitchen.

As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you… “I didn’t mean it that way but what can I say. The quote is made that way.” Zadkiel shrugged, chuckling. Abel was still laughing at it. Zadkiel couldn’t keep his laughter inside when he saw his friend having fits of laughter. He let it out and the two best friends just laughed like they just watched Father do cartwheels while wearing a 70-year-old granny dress and his tights were too stretched that they ripped apart. “Zadkiel, I seriously don’t feel anything at all. Like I just feel sleepy. No pain.” Abel spoke after the laughter had died down and they were enjoying the comfortable silence.

He proudly said and wipes some imaginary dust on his shoulders. "Show off, I’m just humbling you." I take back what I said and also poured on his shot glass. "It's the truth." He smirked, like he is looking down on me. "I'll wipe that stupid smirk on your face," I said and did a shot straight. "HEY, KIDS THESE DAYS! WAKE UP!" I feel something shakes me on my shoulders but I feel really heavy both on my body and my eyes. "Teens are really going wild, when I was this age; we were locked up in our house and wasn't allowed to drink!"

"Soulmates don't come with a pre-planned ritual, Chrisanna. You don't even know when the person comes and changes your life" A genuine smile curves on her face. "How do you sound like a grown up man? You sure you're a stupid teenager like me?" she grimaces. "I'm pretty sure I'm a stupid teenager" We laugh together. "You said your friends were not bullies", I frown. "They aren't. But they keep mocking me about my weird tactics. It pinches sometimes", she says. "Screw them too. I'll get something for you to drink", as I get up, she grabs my hand, making me turn back at her.

I lied. from the look of his face I could tell he still got some things to ask before I cuts in... "...Can you take me to the basketball Court?" I asked. "Yeah sure!!" He admits then we proceeded. "How old are you?" He asked. "Am thirteen" I responded without delay then returned the question to him. "Am a year older" he replied. "Wow, that means you're fourteen?" I asked. "Yup" he responded. "For how long have you been in this school? I asked.

"And so you climbed a tree and refused to get down." The teen snorted. "No, man, that would be stupid. Paulsen laughed at me, you know. Pissed me off." Eyes sparkling, Scott suppressed a smile and waited. Sowder looked up. "What?!" "You tell me." The boy shifted his jaw around. "It was a dumb-ass move," he mumbled. "Not your most shining moment, to be sure," Scott agreed, "but you live, and you learn, right? What will you do next time?"

"Alright, don't judge me, but once, in high school, I tripped and fell into the swimming pool during a pep rally. It was like a scene from a bad teen movie." Lucas burst into laughter, and I joined in. "That's golden! I bet you were the talk of the school for weeks." I nodded, a playful smile on my face. "Oh, absolutely. The girl who turned the pep rally into a pool party. Not my finest moment, but hey, it makes for a good story now." Our laughter subsided, and Lucas leaned back, a thoughtful expression on his face. "You know, Sophia, I like that about you – the ability to find humor in even the most embarrassing moments."

I mean, how do you even react when a boy you desperately tried to get rid of calls you a sea creature, albeit an oddly named one? "Oh, come on, Winter, it's the funniest one yet! The boy must be smitten if he's diving into the jelly jar like that," he joked, his eyes twinkling with mischief. I could almost hear my self-esteem cringing in the backseat—like I needed more proof that my life was spiraling into "teen awkwardness" territory.

I snort. What a cliché quote some or other happy drunk motivational speaker concocted when he was at a loss for words. It must be the same asshole who suggested grabbing life by the horns, that winners never quit, and that everything happens for a reason. “Well, keep on dreaming, girl.” Cause that dream is not gonna happen. Luckily, that’s Axel’s shit. Not mine. I fake a smile, “Cheers!” and throw the alcohol down my throat before I bite into a piece of lemon. The sour taste causes goosebumps on my skin.