Teenager Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

"Then stop saying weird and nonsense things." "Weird and nonsense? Yeah, right. If honesty also means weird and nonsense, then yes, I am saying weird and nonsense things." Caesar did not reply and started reading again, so I continued talking. "You don't have to be shy about it, okay? We are not kids anymore. We are sixteen already. We are teens, and it's normal to have our own crushes. There's nothing weird about it. If we would talk about weirdness, then what you did—running away suddenly—that thing is what weird is." "Stop making things up."

he quoted. “The what?!” He burst into laughter again, “You didn’t know?” “Woah! That’s so rude of them to call me that” I gaped at the thought. “Hey, stop laughing! I’m gonna take back the friendship handshake if you laugh anymore” I threatened. He sat straight immediately clearing his throat. “Sorry, it’s not my fault you quote too much”. “But schmuck?” I placed a finger under my chin squinting. “That’s so rude. Who even came up with that?”

When I was a teenager, I did something that made me cry myself to sleep countless times, feeling awful and guilty. "When I was thirteen, I made a joke about someone that I was friends with. Well, sort of friends. Friendly. Anyway, the kids in the class started teasing her with it, but it was mostly to get to me. They saw that every time they teased her, it bothered me too. They couldn’t tease me openly; Brax would have killed them. It didn’t matter what I said or did to explain that it was just a joke; I didn't mean to do this."

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

His suppressants to smell as a human, made him look fat and he used to get bullied a lot because of it. However, I was in no mood to play good brother with him. How dare he call me a cheater. “Won’t like to be called a cheater and murderer even then,” he pat replied. What the actual fuck ? “Stop it you all !” Jax exclaimed angrily. “Don’t ruin your moods because of your stupid tongues. Mated or unmated, let’s just drown in booze and have the time of our life !” he pumped us up. “This time won’t come back. Maybe next year we won’t be having this teenage fun together as some of us might be busy with our mates and family. So, stop acting so stupid and just enjoy yourselves,” he continued.

“I swear, man, she did this thing with her tongue, on my dick and was like so gone, yo. I definitely blacked out.” “Bro,” Tayo added, spinning his towel like a whip, “ have you ever had someone sit on your face while quoting Beyonce lyrics? That's when you know you're alive.” The group burst out laughing. I chuckled along too even though I didn't get the joke or reference.

"Just remember one thing, kiddo—" "What?" I raised my eyebrows. "Teenage boys are all assholes." He shot me a grin before walking out. He wasn't wrong.

Vincent pov I laugh so hard my eyes water. I haven't heard anything so ridiculous and stupid in a long time. The last time someone made me laugh like that was in high school. But the look on my Beta's face can only mean how serious his question was. I wipe away my tears and straighten my posture. Like a kid trying to look serious, I clear my throat a few times before speaking up. "That was a great joke, my friend, but warn me next time before you try to say something so absurd. One of these days, I might choke on a piece of food and die. Do you want it?" I raise an eyebrow at him.

he burst out laughing into another set of explosive laughs. This crazy boy. Gah ! However, his laughs were infectious and no sooner, in a cafe crowded with dozens of people, two silly teenagers were crying their asses off as they laughed like crazy, rolling on the floor. Guess today could be officially declared as ‘Crazy Day’. That was a hell lot of craziness that we saw today. T’was totally Craziness Overloaded. “Oh God ! I - can’t - breathe,” I panted out breathlessly in between my peals of laughter.

"Do you agree with me that your imaginations are usually weird and out of context?" "I totally agree with you that I suffer too much to listen to all the nonsense you have to prepare before you ship your ass to school." "I have to agree with your lines. They are really funny and reasonable." "Thanks, Perer. You know, we should celebrate our last day in secondary school. We should go out and have some fun. Drink some cheap bottle of wine, find some cool games to play then have a nice bath." “Is that how you want to spend your last day on earth?”