Novel & Cerita That's Hilarious That's Horrible

He sighs and reluctantly clasps his hands together. "I'm sorry." I chuckle loudly. "What exactly are you sorry for? For taking my underwear or for lying that they were not with you?" He shakes his head again. "I'm just sorry for everything." I shake my head, get up, dust my skirt and walk away from the living room. Apologies do nothing to me anymore, they're apologies without action.

“I hate everything.” And that? That’s when I lose it. I don’t even mean to. But something about the combination of events—the bad service, the ruined dress, the cold food—just breaks me. I start laughing. Like, full-body, uncontrollable laughter. Bill stares at me like I’ve lost my mind. “You okay over there?” I wipe a tear from my eye, gasping. “It’s just… this is so bad, it’s actually hilarious.” Bill watches me for a second, then his lips twitch. “You’re really laughing right now?”

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𝗚𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘆 𝘁𝗲𝗲𝘁𝗵, 𝗜 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗺𝘆 𝗲𝘆𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗳𝗿𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻. '𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥!! 𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥!! 𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥!! 𝘞𝘏𝘠?!! � �𝘏𝘠 𝘋𝘐𝘋 𝘐 𝘚𝘈𝘠 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘛?!!!'

I shouted at him, raising my fist as if to hit him. He glared at me fiercely for a couple of seconds, realizing he was in the wrong, and left in a hurry. After that jerk drove away, I couldn't help but burst into laughter until my stomach hurt. I crouched on the ground, holding my belly, continuing to laugh. I laughed so hard that tears streamed down my face. I didn't know if I was crying or laughing. Gradually, I wasn't sure if I found it funny or if I felt sad, but who cares? My life has always been like this, filled with chaos and contradictions. Whenever I try to go right, I end up going left; whenever I do something with good intentions, it turns out bad; just when I think I'm lucky, mi

Told you, that girl is dangerous. Max, however, couldn't control himself. He started laughing like a hyena. Heck! Why was his laughter so contagious? Before, it was just Alex but now that I think about it, I think all bad boys when they laugh, they make people start laughing too but well, it might be just me who thinks that. But then again, maybe it's because they rarely laugh and when they do actually laugh, they sound so much like the villains in comedy movies whose laugh are like big HA HA HA HA ! See, I told you, it is so funny. I bet you're currently laughing right now. Since he was laughing his ass off a bit too much, he slump down on the floor and hugged his belly tightly. I know it h

“Once in college, Damen and his lab partner went out on a date.” “What no! Stop!” He tried to stop her. “The girl was allergic to sunflower seeds. She didn't know it at that point. She had a severe attack after having only one bite from her salad. He got so scared. He thought she was dying, and he almost started crying.” She said between fits of laughter. “What?” Penelope laughed. Damen was so embarrassed. He covered his face with his hands. “I hate you. I hate you so much.” He shook his head. “Ah! It's fine we are all friends. And friends should know about each other's embarrassing moments.” She patted her shoulder.

"ɨ ʝʊst ʍɨss ɦɨʍ sօ ʍʊċɦ. aռɖ ʏօʊ ʟօօҡ ʟɨҡʀ ɦɨʍ" "ɨ'ʍ sօʀʀʏ ʄօʀ ɮɛɨռɢ sօ ɦaռɖsօʍɛ" ɦɛ sʍɨʟɛs

I meant it when I think about these disturbing thoughts. I can't help it; these chuckles are like some kind of torture that I can't shake. They're like a cancer that I can't cure, and I'm starting to think that they're purposefully trying to drive me crazy. It's like they're enjoying making me feel this way, like they're some kind of twisted cosmic joke. But it's not funny. I want to screw them all.

Nobody wanted to get close enough to catch the putrid smell that clung Like a toxic cloud. With the road completely blocked, a line of cars piled up behind them, horns blaring in frustration. Phones came out- click, click-as people snapped pictures, holding their breath to avoid gagging. “Holy crap, since when did shit become a fetish?" “Drowning in literal crap. What kind of freakshow is this?" “No way, I'm posting this. My friends have to see these ‘shit girls' live and in color!" “Wait, is that a Ferrari LaFerrari? Like, worth millions? What a total waste, soaking in sewage like that!"