Novel & Cerita That's Hilarious That's Horrible

Amanda raged in a fit of frenzy. "I'd rather die than being a monster!!!" "It's only a little cut. It will heal in a few weeks." He quickly replied, managed to make a convincing tone. "A little cut?! Who do you think you're fooling? It will leave an ugly scar!!!" Amanda shouted again, and suddenly her voice dropped. "I'm ugly, my God! I'm ugly..." She shook violently in the realization of her own words. "I cannot live like this. I'd rather die..."

] "Woah that felt good. I was totally handsome right!!!" [You looked like a monkey who wants to fly.] "Terrible metaphor, you mean pig right." [At least you understand yourself host.] "Hah haaah I so want to kill now."

That lake water must have gotten to your head somehow. LESLIE: thats right, you ass. I dont understand why you thought that was funny SEBASTIAN: Because it just was. I laughed so hard I cried. ME: Yeah, I know. SEBASTIAN: are you mad? ME: no. SEBASTIAN: Yeah you are. ME: What do you expect? I got all wet SEBASTIAN: There's nothing wrong with getting wet. ME: OMG stop SEBASTIAN: What?

I stop and frown as a myriad of emotions run over me. One word has never sounded more frightening; yet more wonderful at the same time. Shit just got real.

"What the f*ck? That's the most hilarious thing I've heard in a long time! He has no idea what he's saying!" "Hahahah! He must be out of his mind!" "In all my years of living, I've never met anyone in this city who dares to challenge Mr. Sanders' honor! What a day it is!" Mr. Wilcox was laughing so hard that he was bent double, overcome with derisive giggles as he screamed, "Hahahahah! This is going to be the death of me! Do you hear that, Mr. Sanders? The audacity! The sheer foolishness!"

Not rejecting the truth. Understanding it Theodore suddenly kneels beside me too “Also humans cope with trauma using humor.” Everyone looks at him. Theodore shrugs awkwardly “What? It’s medically relevant.” Shockingly The Unmade pauses “Humor…” The word sounds foreign in its voice. Theodore nods seriously “Yeah. Sometimes existence is so horrifying you either laugh or emotionally combust.” Eryndor pinches the bridge of his nose “That is the worst explanation of humor I have ever heard.” Theodore points immediately

"Pregnancy has become disadvantage to you, Kitcat...I bet he'll tell you the grass is too green for you to step outside tomorrow." "Shut up, Liam. I'm not trying to make jokes." "And see...your pregnancy has become a disadvantage to me too...look at him snapping at me because of a fetus." "I'd advise you to shut your mouth, Liam...his face is getting red, it's about to swell...he's transforming into..." "Angry bird!" Liam and Fredd bursted out into hysterical laughing at their apparently funny joke...but Zillon didn't seem to find it funny, he was as serious as judge. "F*cking idiots..."

Open minded but always have a thich barier between vulger and modern. " 𝐋𝐨𝐥, 𝐇𝐨 𝐠𝐲𝐚 𝐆𝐞𝐞𝐳! 𝐎𝐡 𝐌𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧, 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐏𝐨𝐨𝐡, 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐚? " 𝗞𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗸 𝗦𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗮

“Yes I do, is there anything wrong there” “ No I'm just curious” she let out a half devilish and half angelic smile. “So how's life funny as in ‘haha’ funny or funny as in ‘I’m losing my sanity’ funny?” “Both,” I said. “A mix. Like… a smoothie of feelings.” “Oh my God,” she laughed. “Charlotte. A smoothie?” “Yes. A delicious blend of chaos, happiness, confusion, and Greek yoghurt.” Sophie gagged. “Ew.”