Novel & Cerita That's Hilarious That's Horrible

Hysterical, unhinged laughter. "I'm so fucked," I said to the empty bathroom. "I am so, so fucked."

I don't know what is funnier, the fact that I had to physically wheel Finn out of the hospital in a wheelchair, or the fact that he fell over when he stood up. I am also questioning whether I am a terrible person for laughing before helping him. "Stupid dumb leg, who needs it anyway?" Finn growls under his breath as I help him up the porch steps. "They're pretty important," I reply with an eye roll, bearing more of his weight than I am probably capable of.

"Holy shit!" Things just got really worse now.

"ɨ ʝʊst ʍɨss ɦɨʍ sօ ʍʊċɦ. aռɖ ʏօʊ ʟօօҡ ʟɨҡʀ ɦɨʍ" "ɨ'ʍ sօʀʀʏ ʄօʀ ɮɛɨռɢ sօ ɦaռɖsօʍɛ" ɦɛ sʍɨʟɛs

“Yeah I know, I don't like people ridiculing themselves and...” “No I mean your tea, it’s horrible.” “No I mean your tea, it’s horrible.”

“Hmph, what a hassle” ****

Oh My God Two words "I'm fucked." Could life get any worse?

And it cause his heart to tremble with excitement! He shook his head to clear his mind. “What's with me? I'm suppose to ends this horrible,” he said, sounded so miserable. The horrible wave her hand, said in a soft voice, “I never imagine to meet someone so good-looking in this gloomy place!” He sneered in his heart, said back with a disdain, “Are you sure you don't?” The horrible is shock for a second, then laugh like mad. “You know what? You remind me of that hag earlier this night,” she said, causing his forehead to appear unsighty.

I agree. "That's very weird."

What the fuck is wrong with me? ------