That's Hilarious That's Horrible Novels & Stories

"It's a friendship call sign, silly!" A small smile tugged up from his mouth, "should I call you 'mahal', then?" "We're not friends," I answered while playing with my hair. "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!" Lex and Dria shouted in unison causing everyone in the room to move their head in our direction. "Get a grip, bro," Kahale said. I don't even know if she is teasing him or helping him. "I don't even know what to say, I'm just emotionally and mentally hurt." Virgil gripped his chest and acted like he was hurt, we all chuckled.

"AhHhH, BiG BrOtHeR. YoU ShOuLd HaVe NoT rUnAwAy." "HoNeStLy, Vicky Is SoRrY fOr HuRtIng YoU..." "HAHAHAHAHA!!!" "JuSt KiDdInG, I WoUlD'vE EaTeN YoU AfTeR I wAs BoRn In ThE AbYsS." "GYAHAHAHAH!!!"

“You’re disgusting.” “So disgusting that you invited me to your place to screw your sadness away.” “That’s not true! I called you about the contract cancellation.” Lison let out a small laugh. “I can break many things, but not the agreement,” he said with a double meaning. Libia swallowed hard. “Stop doing that…” “Doing what?” “Looking at me like you want to devour me.” “You know the answer,” Tiodor said, starting to unbutton his shirt. “No, I don’t,” she said, a bit dazed.

"Don't you ever say that. Don't even joke about it. We're nothing like her, Heather. Nothing." We both laughed then… a loud, slightly unhinged sound that filled the empty spaces of my office and probably echoed down the hallway outside. It was the kind of laughter that only comes from people who have survived the absolute worst together and have nothing left to do but find the horror funny. The kind that borders on hysteria, that releases years of pent-up frustration in a single, cathartic moment. The kind that makes your ribs ache and your eyes water, not entirely from amusement.

And almost choked my fried on my throat. "Don't say such horrified words Laura! You almost stop my breathing!" I said to her while I gulped water from my glass. "I mean if your not lesbian. Then how come your not attracted to those guys? Aren't they yummy?" She said to me while pointing those guys "Did you eat them? Cause you said there yummy!" I said to her and she rolled her eyes on me. "Of course not! But just look at those piece of meat there! Goodness I can swallow them!" She giggled and I almost gagged just thinking about it.

I shook my head, wiping the corner of my eyes with my ringless finger. “I-I’m sorry,” I say, in between fits, “It's just that this whole thing”, I gesture between the two of us, “is fucking hilarious, don't you think?” The corners of his lips twitch slightly, fighting an annoyed smile “Funny isn't the word I would use to describe your current situation, Solnishko” There's an edge in the way he says those words that cause the laughter to quickly die down on my tongue. What the fuck did he mean by that?

She yelled back viciously. For a second, Austin laughed. Herrigold. "Stop making me love you more than I already do. I find your tantrums are adorable." "Piss off before I call you some very offensive words!" "What offensive words?" "You called me a lousy hideous nigger well you're a lousy hideous hillbilly...!" Austin smiled, his head against the door. He found it funny, it was cute. "I can never take you seriously, you're cute."

Some people even chose to leave because they couldn't bear to see what was happening anymore. Corrine walked into the building staggering, her mental state suddenly shaken by the horrific scene she had just witnessed. Luna, who was still trying to collect herself, reflexively helped Corrine walk. They sat down on a long bench in the corridor of the campus. They were completely shocked by what was happening, one thing was for sure that this was a shocking and terrible tragedy!

Heh…Crack…Heh…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… Laughter. Sickening twisted maddening laughter. That was all Naraja could hear inside of him after the mysterious black-figure had said those words. Naraja didn’t know why, but he just wanted to beat this thing’s ass so painfully and brutally. Those words and that tone was all too ludicrous. It all just pissed him off to the fullest. Naraja: “Heh, heh. Yeah. Oh yeah. We can definitely reconcile right here and right now you worthless piece of shit!!”

As he recounted the events of their past, the room seemed to close in around them. When he finished, Olivia stared at him, her emotions were a storm of anger, sorrow, and confusion. “You… you hurt me,” she said, her voice trembles. “And yet, here you are, acting like you’re my savior.” Victor steps closer; his expression pained. “I can’t undo what I’ve done. But I can spend the rest of my life making it right.” Her eyes filled with tears and her heart torn. The man before her was a paradox…. both the source of her pain and the anchor of her present. Could she reconcile the two?