Twilight Funny Novels & Stories

Sarah asked, tilting her head in confusion as their pace slowed down. "Just a little bit." Charlie pored over his shoulder to smile at his girlfriend. "You tired? Want me to carry you, hmm?" Sarah bit her lower lip seductively and even they are surrounded by darkness, her repulse to show her charms reigned. She tucked a hair behind her left ear. "I can manage well. Though, these little burrs are pissing me off," she informed and looked down on the burrs sticking to the hem of her dress like pieces of magnets. Some brushed the upper part of her legs.

I guess the whole story about werewolves and vampires not liking each other is, in fact, real. "Hey princess!" The twins suddenly popped up beside my bed while I was deep in thought. Wolves These two are wolves. "Eek!" I screamed and threw a pillow at them. It hit them both on the head. Ren and Dan playfully feinted death. "You guys are not really helping." Nate grumbled as he fixed his coat. He glared at the twins who only stuck their tongue out at him and made funny faces. As if a switch was flipped, Nate's eyebrow began to twitch in annoyance. When the twins didn't stop, Nate rolled his sleeves up and dived at the twins.

Twilight looked into the camera and said, "Everyone, I'm here to let you know that tomorrow's stock market will go down in history. Have fun!" Then, she raised her wine glass at the camera before the broadcast ended. Scarlett asked in confusion, "What … is Twilight trying to do?" Larissa frowned. She had a vague idea of Twilight's plans. Ambrose's expression was grim. He said, "Twilight has gone mad." Twilight first took advantage of the clones to control numerous wealthy people. But no one could tell if those individuals were still human. Nobody would know if they got cloned. Then, Twilight attacked the stock market.

“Yeah, werewolves from Twilight. I’m one.” “Ever heard of weretigers? From Sundown,” Beth added before I could say a word. If it was also a movie, I didn’t know it. “I’m one.” I laughed when I realized the joke. My mate was pretty and intelligent, and whoever marked her didn’t tell her shit about werewolves. The lingering tension dissipated. Beth smiled. I wanted to do everything I could to make it permanent. I should take a picture. But it would be considered weird, and I had shown her enough weirdness in one evening.

Third-person POV Seconds later, a body crashed through the office's window. "Oof, he fucked up," Youhei commented. "You hit the wrong woman, you pathetic piece of crap," Twilight said while coming out of the pack house and wiping the blood from her nose. "Come on and duel me if you're the so-called man you claim to be. I'll even level the playing field and not involve shifting or weapons. Unless you’re scared of facing little old me as I am."