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I couldn’t finish the sentence. Lucy’s face showed confusion still, even though I was pretty sure she was following me. After a very long pause, she slowly asked, “So, you think your sister’s a… vampire?” My hands were literally shaking, but my head was nodding up and down. “I think she could be.” “Huh?” Emma asked, her head swiveling from me to Lucy and back again. “What’s Twilight?” she asked again. Neither of us answered, only stared at each other with our mouths open. I heard Emma’s fingers flying over the keyboard, and a few seconds later, she said, “Oh.” A minute later, she said, “I don’t think they look that much alike.”

My wolf was happy, and that happiness radiated through me, filling the void of uncertainty. “Let’s go then; the vampires are waiting,” she said, cracking a joke to lighten the mood. The levity of her words broke through my tension, and I couldn’t help but chuckle. It was refreshing to find humor even in this dire situation, a reminder that there was still light amidst the shadows closing in around us.

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

His shirt was on his bare shoulder and droplets of sweat were sprinkled across his abs. I ran up to him and smacked that naked chest. “What the fuck was that, Louie?!!!” Your attempt to make me deaf?!” Then I punched at his stomach as he stood obediently taking my beating. “I was kidding.” I paused. “That was kidding?!!! No that wasn’t kidding!!!” “Then what was I doing?” He breathed deeply. “Say it. Out loud.” I couldn’t believe he just quoted Twilight, in that hushed tone no less. I wanted to laugh, forgetting about my anger, but I wouldn’t. I was trying my best not to point out that he was a werewolf. Not a vampire.

he said. “Perfect,” I replied. I leaned in to rest my head on his shoulder before pointing my attention towards the TV. “Twilight?” I said. “If we have to,” Max sighed. “Oh, we have to,” I snorted. “Plus, you’ll like these vampires. They’re less vicous and more sparkly.” Max laughed again. “Threatening!” I chuckled along with him as he grabbed the remote and threw the movie on. The opening credits started up and I snuggled further into Maximus.

1598, Scotland “Nathaniel! Come inside, Nathaniel!” a voice called. “O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright,” young Nathaniel quoted. She giggled happily and turned over on her bed of grass to take in the darkening sky. “Nathaniel Elizabeth Bristow!”

"We used to be human, so we can walk in the daylight just fine. But our abilities become weaker. Alphas however are pure blood, so they can't stand an hour in the sun before their skins start to fry away. Except they can still creep around the forests or when it's cloudy like the constant grey weather of this town." "Oh, so your bodies don't glitter like diamonds in the light?" "Sorry, kid. We don't," Josh shook his head with a thoughtful pout. "Not everything in those Twilight Saga novels is true. You're a big Edward Cullen fan." "How did you--I never told you that!?" "I read your diary. You keep calling yourself a 'simp'. What does that mean? Some sort of new millennial lingo I don't under

Zita stood nearby, her twin daggers slick with crimson, watching the four of them with a look of dark, twisted amusement. "Stop it! All of you! This is precious!" Zita laughed, the sound surreal and haunting amidst the carnage. She stepped back, sheathing her blades with a choreographed flourish. "Look at yourselves. Can't you see the comedy in this? The 'Conqueror’s' finest and the 'Twilight's' best, tripping over their own hearts."

We clink our glasses, the sunlight catching the liquid inside, casting a rainbow of colors on the surface of the water. Sabrina takes a sip of her drink, sighing contentedly. "Okay, I have to admit, this is the perfect way to spend a lazy afternoon." Michal raises his glass in agreement. "Cheers to spontaneous fun and unexpected pool showers!" I nod, watching as the sun begins its slow descent, painting the sky in hues of orange, pink, and gold. There's a cozy silence shared between the four of us, an understanding that these quirky, laughter-filled moments define true friendship.

“Okay, yes, minor side effects, but you have to break a few circuits to make progress.” Matt stared at him. “That’s not a saying.” “It is now,” Rain shot back proudly. Jesse shook his head, muttering, “We’re all gonna die.” “Not if the vampires train the twins,” Rain said, sticking out his tongue. “See? Full circle. Mastermind.” I leaned over and flicked him on the forehead. “Reel it in, Dracula Jr. You got one win today. One.” Rain rubbed his head. “You’re just mad you didn’t think of it first.”