Twilight Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

His shirt was on his bare shoulder and droplets of sweat were sprinkled across his abs. I ran up to him and smacked that naked chest. “What the fuck was that, Louie?!!!” Your attempt to make me deaf?!” Then I punched at his stomach as he stood obediently taking my beating. “I was kidding.” I paused. “That was kidding?!!! No that wasn’t kidding!!!” “Then what was I doing?” He breathed deeply. “Say it. Out loud.” I couldn’t believe he just quoted Twilight, in that hushed tone no less. I wanted to laugh, forgetting about my anger, but I wouldn’t. I was trying my best not to point out that he was a werewolf. Not a vampire.

he said. “Perfect,” I replied. I leaned in to rest my head on his shoulder before pointing my attention towards the TV. “Twilight?” I said. “If we have to,” Max sighed. “Oh, we have to,” I snorted. “Plus, you’ll like these vampires. They’re less vicous and more sparkly.” Max laughed again. “Threatening!” I chuckled along with him as he grabbed the remote and threw the movie on. The opening credits started up and I snuggled further into Maximus.

1598, Scotland “Nathaniel! Come inside, Nathaniel!” a voice called. “O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright,” young Nathaniel quoted. She giggled happily and turned over on her bed of grass to take in the darkening sky. “Nathaniel Elizabeth Bristow!”

I glanced at him with a question mark painted all over my face. "Hey! You were supposed to ask me how old I am!" he called out, disappointed. "Why would I ever care about your age?!" I questioned, unable to comprehend his actions. He clicked his tongue and grunted, "Haven't you seen "Twilight"?!" "Nope. I was too busy surviving to watch movies…" I smirked. "Then… when you watch it, you will know!" He pouted, obviously angry at me that I had spoiled his fun.

"We used to be human, so we can walk in the daylight just fine. But our abilities become weaker. Alphas however are pure blood, so they can't stand an hour in the sun before their skins start to fry away. Except they can still creep around the forests or when it's cloudy like the constant grey weather of this town." "Oh, so your bodies don't glitter like diamonds in the light?" "Sorry, kid. We don't," Josh shook his head with a thoughtful pout. "Not everything in those Twilight Saga novels is true. You're a big Edward Cullen fan." "How did you--I never told you that!?" "I read your diary. You keep calling yourself a 'simp'. What does that mean? Some sort of new millennial lingo I don't under

Zita stood nearby, her twin daggers slick with crimson, watching the four of them with a look of dark, twisted amusement. "Stop it! All of you! This is precious!" Zita laughed, the sound surreal and haunting amidst the carnage. She stepped back, sheathing her blades with a choreographed flourish. "Look at yourselves. Can't you see the comedy in this? The 'Conqueror’s' finest and the 'Twilight's' best, tripping over their own hearts."

If that were the case, I might as well start believing that ‘Jacob’ from ‘Twilight’ exists too, thus werewolves and vampires exist as well, but they don’t so I must have misheard whatever I thought I heard. I turned back towards him I saw him wearing the cutest scowl ever and that made me feel even more certain that such an adorable human being cannot be anything other than a human. To be honest, I held myself from laughing as I leaned in and pecked his cheek in a chaste kiss. "I'll see you on Monday." I said as I got out of the car. Once I was out, I sent him a quick smile before closing the door and making my way over to my crazy sister. Maybe she needs a visit to the psych ward.

We clink our glasses, the sunlight catching the liquid inside, casting a rainbow of colors on the surface of the water. Sabrina takes a sip of her drink, sighing contentedly. "Okay, I have to admit, this is the perfect way to spend a lazy afternoon." Michal raises his glass in agreement. "Cheers to spontaneous fun and unexpected pool showers!" I nod, watching as the sun begins its slow descent, painting the sky in hues of orange, pink, and gold. There's a cozy silence shared between the four of us, an understanding that these quirky, laughter-filled moments define true friendship.

“Okay, yes, minor side effects, but you have to break a few circuits to make progress.” Matt stared at him. “That’s not a saying.” “It is now,” Rain shot back proudly. Jesse shook his head, muttering, “We’re all gonna die.” “Not if the vampires train the twins,” Rain said, sticking out his tongue. “See? Full circle. Mastermind.” I leaned over and flicked him on the forehead. “Reel it in, Dracula Jr. You got one win today. One.” Rain rubbed his head. “You’re just mad you didn’t think of it first.”

“I swear, man, she did this thing with her tongue, on my dick and was like so gone, yo. I definitely blacked out.” “Bro,” Tayo added, spinning his towel like a whip, “ have you ever had someone sit on your face while quoting Beyonce lyrics? That's when you know you're alive.” The group burst out laughing. I chuckled along too even though I didn't get the joke or reference.